Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
DarkArbiter5555 10
It was probably a joke, at least he's staying with you. Congrats OP
octinate 17
#69 I should hope he's staying with her, why is that something extraordinary? He did help create the baby after all...
amisenho 11
You'd be surprised at the number of guys who leave once they find out their girlfriends are pregnant. Since they're not legally bound to the woman (i.e., marriage, civil union), they can usually get away, scot-free, as far as paying child support and providing other necessities. It's especially bad in the south; plenty of teenage girls in my neighborhood have become pregnant/had children in the past year (even had a few neighborhood friends get pregnant when we were still in high school), and the fathers were nowhere to be found, leaving the mothers and new grandparents to look after the kids. The hell of the it is, the fathers usually want visitation rights, but they protest having to pay or provide living expenses for the child (mainly because they don't want to give the ex-girlfriend/mother any money).
simsgirlgem 25
Could be worse he could have been a jerk and left you
breakinlegs 19
hahahhaha
MikeyScene420 17
This man is a genius (not sarcasm!)
lesley3r3 22
Sounds like he has a sense of humour, most guys would simply run
bluefrootloops 13
Welcome FML, BFL here offering a free life time supply of a sense of humor. Spread it all around! Seriously OP your BF is a douchebag who doesn't deserve a kid.
sassy2085 16
He didn't know what to say and just blurted out the first thing that came to him. I sure it is excitement.
BiNeko 12
it's actually kinda sweet...In a twisted sort of way.
nikiboo0513 1
At least he's staying with you and not being a dick and leaving
psycheiris13 20
If he's a sex addicted **** addict I'm not gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, and go with he's only thinking of himself in this situation. But if he truly loves you and cares about you, I think this may have just been him nervously reacting to a life changing event, especially if it wasn't planned and you guys are young. Best of luck either way.