Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
tbro47 23
Could be worse, I'm not saying he chose the best possible thing to say but he's not running away from it and it sounds like he wants to stay intimate during the process.
madridistagirl 13
Well at least he didn't run away crying when you told him...
Ilovemysphynx 19
That's really rude. Pregnancy is beautiful. He shouldn't need ****, he has you!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Pregnancy is terrifying.
cakefete2 31
He's not rude, he simply forgot to use our patented boyfriend translator. Using complex algorithms we realize he meant to say, "i love you and i want to continue being in love with you. As we continue down this adventure called life, some things will change, but what will remain constant is our love. When you change, I'll adjust my tastes so that you will always be beautiful and desirable in my eyes."
LatvianPride 16
A man can not simply not watch ****..
passcode5 5
#62, that was perfect.
Credibleskills 28
Damn #62 write a book man and make some money lol
SuperStormCindy 8
That comment was perfect in every possible way. Ctfu.
LilFidget 4
lol "he shouldn't need ****". No one NEEDS ****, but let's be honest, you still flick the bean even when you're getting bf booty. Guys still need their guy time too.
DemosthenesMB 13
OP - Were you two trying for a baby, or did it just happen? Because it might just be his excitement or his nerves acting up.
sourgirl101 29
I was fortunate, my husband was extremely attracted to me when I was pregnant with our children. I know not all men feel this way. All those extra curves were such a turn-on to him. I always had a volunteer to rub coco butter on me. Plus I was carrying his child, that were conceive because of love. FYL this should have been a happy occasion and the topic of **** seems misplaced.
penguin_bitchez 15
and this ruins your life how..?
tishtashbat 16
It could have been a lot worse - he could have denied the baby was his/broke up with you etc. And if he's particularly turned-off by pregnancy (some people are and I don't think they should be slated for it), at least he's willing to make an effort to still be intimate with you. That being said, it's obviously not the response you were hoping for, and he was either massively insensitive or he was joking. Hopefully he realises how serious this is and supports you throughout it :)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Something tells me that baby's gonna come out with a headache.
homes7d 14
That sucks
sanecatlady 13
Hey, ever heard of something called a condom? or The Pill? Or keeping your legs closed for more than two minutes?!?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Damn son, maybe she wanted to get pregnant.
omgthisisgay 10
Hey, ever heard that condoms and the pill aren't always 100% effective? Also, if you're in a serious committed relationship, you shouldn't have to "keep your legs closed" when the sex is with your SO. I'm pretty sure the FML is toward the comment her boyfriend made, not toward the pregnancy. OP, sometimes guys say things that are meant to be sweet but it comes out wrong. It was a dick thing to say, but I'm sure he had good intentions. Try not to dwell on it. This won't be the last time he says something stupid.
Jessj958 19
#26, it's too bad your parents never heard of the pill, condoms or keeping legs closed for 2 minutes!
chromegirl666 7
Brilliant choice for breeding, genius.