Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
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Top comments
TeacherTeacher 11
That is the best Freudian slip ever.
Cynical_1 26
Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?
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Comments (21)
Leeono 26
Falcon PUNCH!
hyflux 13
Karma guiding your hand perhaps?
TeacherTeacher 11
That is the best Freudian slip ever.
Charlie Coffman 14
best "accident" ever
OlRed 28
Revenge is sweet isn't it :) If only it wasn't an accident huh
Glowworm56 27
SMACK! Pay attention to me, babe, damn it!
ffc Squall 14
Sounds like he deserved it.
randybryant799 21
Why did he deserve it? because he wasn't giving her constant attention?
RoseCrystal 17
"Missed"
Cynical_1 26
Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?
desibae7 3
He deserved it for not paying attention to you lol