Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
Cadillac4427 8
I found several things wrong with his statement.
patrickalamo 48
Pregnant ****? Who thinks this stuff up... I didn't know there was such a thing...
blackychan63 12
classy guy
TehFairladyZea 5
At least he didn't dump you on the spot!
RaySimon 7
I guess that's kind of sweet in a really creepy way!
Mr_Loudmouth 9
At least he's trying to stay attracted to you no matter what.
Marinewife12 8
He may not be attracted to it but at least he's trying to make it work! Some guys would just deny it and leave. I give him props to sticking around even for the most terrible of reasons, at least he's still there. That's more than what most unwed expecting mothers get!
CTPope74 13
Wow, I am really shocked how people do not even undestand what he was getting at. He is male. Probably loves sex with her. So to make sure she feels more attractive is letting her know that he will do what he can to make sure to stay attracted to her. How is that such a bad thing. Some people to realize, he may of told her the truth, so she don't like the truth. He wants to be with her. Sounds like she doesn't want to e with someone that is willing to do anything to please her.
RaySimon 7
It's creepy the way he said it but my boyfriend comes out with things like that all the time so as creepy as it sounded I think its still kind of sweet!!
Sniper_Chick4110 20
My hubby would offer to push me down a flight of stairs. I thought this was beautiful.
loveseat14 11
Woooooowwwww **** that guy.