hgirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Amy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Jadwiga
Prague, Czechia 🌶️ Spicy
Awesome
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
air
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Anonymous
The Other Woman
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Top comments
chicabonita5683 0
Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.
Caayouteepie 0
how is this an fml? be glad. most guys just get you knocked up and take off.
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Comments (18)
Foster_fml 0
Completely understandable in my opinion, I saw a birth video during health class in high school and didn't have sex for years! Tell your man that oral sex does not cause pregnancy and is loads of fun :)
lil_ham1644 29
Yeah, that's why you didn't have sex for years...
0 3
Hahaha he just figured it out.
poukey 0
was he on the show or something?
un_known_fml 0
lol i'd be repulsed too, and I am a chick xD
Maka_Mayonaka 6
i agree with #2 on that
24788 7
That's not really a bad thing. He's just being cautious.
volleyballgirl16 0
That's actually a good reason
Caayouteepie 0
how is this an fml? be glad. most guys just get you knocked up and take off.
cookiemobzta 0
I feel his pain
kekelala3 0
So selfish....