Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
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Comments (85)
Jessie5099 0
time to stock up on Depends =)
punchintheneck 0
just do kegel excersizes
davek 36
Go to the doctor?
letitbe56 0
Depending on how old you are, it could just be a sign of aging. They make panty-liners that are designed for incontinence--less uncomfortable than a diaper, and less embarrassing as well.
Chrissun 0
diaper ftw
mrfofo 0
its not a sign of aging just go to the doctor and u can get a surgery done for it
g_love_glove 0
This is just an internet doctor here, but this could be a sign of endomitriosis.
choco00 0
get a pad. haha
candycane1373 0
eww i hope u have sum absorbant undies lol :p
24788 7
Hey, I have the same problem when I drink too much. The beers just go right through me. We should hang out more.