Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
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Comments (85)
woodyhillyer 0
first. damn that sucks FYL
AnalProbe 0
Forget the diapers, just wear a short skirt with no panties, and pee on the floor. The boss'll move you on to an easier job quickly enough
d2eazy 0
lmfaooo WIN!
kims0706 10
So close, yet so far :P
FCChelsea 3
YDI for not taking bladder control medication.
Americunt 0
Maybe she did, and it does not work well enough. Rather, maybe her situation to the doctor was not solved. Either ways, you have no right to tell her 'YDI.' ***** like you make the interwebz to fail. FYL, OP.
RubyRedd 0
tht sucks...big time.
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
Roseicat 16
Pelvic floor exsersizes needed :) :L
amberbby69 6
Are you trying to spell exercises? WOW, major fail at that! lol
Roseicat 16
I am dyslexic.
cambarden 0
Dont you feel like an ass now?
DubstepMasta 18
Lmao
rawr_93 0
Depends, dude.
abcnonamecba 0
adult diapers XD
b_r_o_w_n_i_e 0
Sounds like stress urinary incontinence...there's a Dr. that specializes in these types of problems, a Uro-gynecologist.
Desertman123 4
wear a diaper