Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
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Comments (85)
xxroloxx 0
I Have a bladder control issue too...I feel your Pain v__v Plus My job is to lift trees....AND IM 14!!! e_e
IlikePancakesAnd 0
A womens job? Thats not excluding at all... But OP, you should find a new job that doesnt consist of lifting.
dont_stop_believ 0
ummmm a womans job,??woman can do anything a guy can do.... but we can do it, in heels!
lalagirl912 0
^^^^ FTW
HunterAlpha1 8
get a "walkie john", it's a cup you wear with a tube that carries your urine to a container you wear on your leg
Mvhawks 0
Yes. But you do every job shittier, and just give a half-ass effort.
diegomanguelo 5
I agree where a diaper and get on with it until you get a Job where you don't have to do a lot of lifting
sach188 0
Wow FYL
fightingkittens 39
Thank you, #1. Thank you for continuing the stereotype that all a woman should do is stay at home and take care of kids or be a secretary and wear overly revealing tops. Thank you. SEXIST
hateevryone 15
sucks to be you