Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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proudsock 17
was there literally no way you could've informed a supervisor or boss about what happened? I feel like they would have understood.
writerchic85 26
Would they not let you go home to change or were you just determined to finish? Because if they wouldn't let you go change out of piss soaked clothing I'd be having a little talk with hr. If it's because you didn't want to go home then that's you're own fault.
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Comments (46)
Anti_Sora 31
Could you tell your boss about it?
tormcn 26
Her boss probably wouldn't let her leave. Some bosses are jerks like that.
proudsock 17
was there literally no way you could've informed a supervisor or boss about what happened? I feel like they would have understood.
klutz44 28
I feel like it's unsanitary to have an employee walk around in urine soaked pants
laurenemilyy 17
A bad day always leads to a good story OP! Better luck handling it next time.
fifi125 21
That's a piss-poor effort, mate
XxDanno316xX 27
Just like your comment, mate :)
fifi125 21
Just like your mum's sex life, mate :)
Xeivan 15
Lol I don't care what they say. That was funny!!!
nodeathtoall 19
I guess you had a piss poor attitude?
Miss_Chevious 37
I bet that won't sound too well while explaining to your superiors. "Yea, boss, I kinda can't come in today since I'll be pissing every five seconds..."
n3rdgirl135 11
Look on the bright side, it could have been explosive diarrhea... that would have been a shitty situation.
Quendolin 24
I made a comment which I thought I'd rather delete, but since you can just correct it, this text happend. Or is there a way to delete it completely?
Anti_Sora 31
I think you can only change it.
derangedplanet 23
if it makes you feel better, when I had a kidney infection I peed myself terribly while in a department store. I'm not afraid to admit that sometimes it just happens. it's really hard to control. and I'm sorry it happened to you; especially at such an inconvenient time.
EvilTurtle 35
That does make me feel better!
writerchic85 26
Would they not let you go home to change or were you just determined to finish? Because if they wouldn't let you go change out of piss soaked clothing I'd be having a little talk with hr. If it's because you didn't want to go home then that's you're own fault.