Anonymous
Pampered
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Darla
Arcadia, United States
Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
Sarah
The Bronx, United States
I hope not
Today, I pooped my pants for the first time, ever. At least since I was a baby. I just turned 38; is this what getting older looks like? FML
kelsey
United States
Piss poor performance
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
ym
United States
Leaked
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
mcpeepants
United States
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Growing old gracefully
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
sarah
Just a prank, bro
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
shitty situation
United States
A bit lax
Today, I shit my pants. I don’t even remember trusting a fart. As in, it literally just fell out of my ass. I’m only 24. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Panic! at the grocery store
Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML
Anonymous
Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Top comments
Sagar Nair 12
No need to feel bad about it. Its a medical problem. Many people around your age have this diagnosis and wear adult diapers. Keep your head up and move on and don’t let this stop you from doing whatever you want.
EmDizzle2007 28
better than sight loss or loss of colon control.
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Sagar Nair 12
No need to feel bad about it. Its a medical problem. Many people around your age have this diagnosis and wear adult diapers. Keep your head up and move on and don’t let this stop you from doing whatever you want.
EmDizzle2007 28
better than sight loss or loss of colon control.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Don't be embarrassed it happens to everyone.
uniformed 13
bet you're...pissed...lmao
Valeon_K 16
It happens. Don't worry yourself over it--some of the better (and a few dollars cheaper) ones are hard to notice through your trousers if you have to wear it in town.
Hammer01 8
It's not that bad. Millions of adults wear diapers. I have my whole life as I never stopped wetting at night.