Groped
United States
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
a hex upon your anus, sir
United Kingdom
Asshat
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Anonymous
United States
You tried
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Anonymous
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
grossgross
United States
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
pam
France
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
needanewride
Newton Center, United States
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Anon
United States
Slippin' and a-slidin'
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
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Happygofucky 0
Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?
Doortje 30
Damn, those pervy old men!
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Comments (174)
fairypower 4
first
HoustonER 0
First to post, last to get laid.
ILoveEggnog 7
Really? Is being able to say "first" some great achievement or something?
OMG_N3RD 0
Everybody does that when they want to be first.
DiamondFinish 0
Wait for it...wait for it... Any minute now.... Of course I am talking about his stupid "first" comment being moderated or removed.
_streets_ 19
fail. you dumbfuck.
DiamondFinish 0
#21,25 Fail, is what your parents said when the condom ripped.
TransitionCovert 6
WIN ^
needleinmypants_fml 3
thats a good way to thank someone. idk why you complain
DropDead77 11
He grabbed the wrong seat offered xD
unidentified_sta 5
@14 You have masterfully trolled either me or whoever the poor sap(s) are that expected something of you.
trick619 0
elderly people have certain rights us youngins don't. haha
xADTR182 0
I agree, what is with girls who freak out when an old man compliments them or grabs their ass? It's a compliment, and he's thanking you, bitch.
xADTR182 0
Not at all, once again it's a compliment. I'm not gay, so it's fine with me.
xADTR182 0
So is your ******* duckface.
xADTR182 0
Do you have a problem typing anything correctly?
DiamondFinish 0
#38 is a Harry Potter Troll. Your not a sexybech. Your a fat dude sitting at his computer touching himself while you watch jersey shore.
DropDead77 11
I just saw ADTR live 2 days ago!!!! it was one of the best shows I've been too in my life! just saying :)
xADTR182 0
"that dnt" It's not just your spelling, it's your grammar in general. lol stupid bitch!
DiamondFinish 0
I am not. I am describing your typical weekend. You ignorant troll.
unidentified_sta 5
I was totally on the mark when it came to troll-spotting.
xADTR182 0
Dropdead, what did they play?!
DiamondFinish 0
#59 Yes you were. "Troll Seeker" is what I will refer to you as.
unidentified_sta 5
@29 and 30 Wow... It is time for you to stop posting now.
xADTR182 0
You remind me of a girl from Stand and Deliver. This is you, "Dnt be stupit, im n indehvidual and i got a mind, u guys r just hatin' on me but i dnt care i noe who i am u all just dumb" Seriously, what the **** is wrong with you? You are going to be a fat hooker sucking dick in 10 years, and that's a compliment.
xADTR182 0
Great response! It was so well thought out and put together! (claps)
DiamondFinish 0
I LOL'd at #65
DropDead77 11
they basically played all the songs off the new album and some old like shot in the dark and the downfall of us all & Larry made of wax.. it was pretty epic to say the least
unidentified_sta 5
You getting trolled man/woman, that 'she' is probably a he that couldn't hack the troll game elsewhere.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
It's so nice of you to feed the troll, no one else would have done it.
360XBOXFTW 0
i can't believe i just read this whole conversation... ******* trolls...
LTHoratioCaine 4
YDI for not seeing his inner pedo, could you not notice his staring?
AceArctic 4
Sexybech, y, r, and u are letters, not words. What you're looking for are why, are, and you, as in "Why are you being such a lazy bitch you can't type the whole damn word?"
TomFeltonFan 0
oh grandpa!
da_country_girl 0
damn sexybech girl just dnt feel like typing the whole ****** word so get off her damn case hell. y'all are talkin dumber and dumber everytime y'all post something
Gondile 4
Calm the **** down everyone. Both of you have better things to do.
baddawg365 0
Leave sexybech alone!!!!!!! she got lost on her way to the kitchen to make me a sandwich. now thts done bitch make me a sandwich
MissBunny25 0
hey, guys I've got a secret for yall... shut the **** up, disgusting bitches! Love, MissBunny25
dugweacr 2
lol
blloyd420 5
miss bunnys a stupid bitch who should stfu b4 she gets popped
A7X_LoVeee 10
92 you just failed.
SirWrangler 5
what's an ATDR?!
Doortje 30
Damn, those pervy old men!
jmac317 0
oh you know you loved it xD
robotiick 12
^ win!!!
victo890 11
some old mans are a perve so nasty!!!!
noobgang7 5
Don't be jealous, I know you wish you were on this situation.
tulsafml 0
I didn't know that asses were allowed on trains! does that mean I can bring my horse??????????????????
CitrusGirl 0
OP should have said April fools and pushed him off her seat.
mentalhotdog 0
It's a baby donkey retard.
MissBunny25 0
fluffy puppy, you don't have a horse?
mentalhotdog 0
dude its a baby donkey not a horse
browntiga 0
ya the fml probably continues to say she went back to his place and he toke a viagara and fuked him till he died :)
lexeous 4
Can someone translate the above comment from Idiolect to English?
tulsafml 0
I'm moving to massachussets so I can ride my horse on a train
tulsafml 0
he grabbed an entire donkey! holy hell he's good
xDancer101x 0
^I wouldn't
KickItHigh 32
Old men and their ways...
Happygofucky 0
Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?
jess6blondie9 3
Nope. Boners loves when you thank him.
twinmum_fml 6
#7, Ur post just made me laugh
C6Racer 0
7, let's happilygofucky.
neoncupcakez 0
maybe he was just trying to say you were pretty? LOL but yea, that sucks, and that's creepy.
jess6blondie9 3
I would slap him so hard! Old men like that are disgusting.
QueenOfBoredom 0
slap him where exactly?
nightmare33 0
This is true^^
chrisauh 4
10, violence doesn't silve anything and someday you'll get in trouble with the law. Thinking like that just proves you aren't a smart person at all.
chrisauh 4
solve*** misspelled
Capt_Beerman1942 0
Typical pussy response. Don't listen to this pacifist asshole! The old man MUST be destroyed so you may regain your honor!!!
shad93 3
Old people these days!
NickKeiter99 0
wait is that wrong? woops......
matt1990 0
omg! you have a nice booty(most likely) and some man touched it! coulda been worse.. wanna know how? he coulda raped u! stop complaining. geez
MissBunny25 0
^douche
paigeorpage1 0
I agree. asshole.
marilynmanson646 0
could be worse. atleast you weren't on fire.
Korian009 3
LOL^
matt1990 0
how does my comment make me a douche? its kinda true?
MissBunny25 0
158, well, first of all, he was an elderly man, which makes it somewhat more perverted. second, women (despite what men think) were not put on this earth to have our asses grabbed by a random man. third, your comment just screams douche bag. heaven forbid you ever get a girlfriend.
CitrusGirl 0
Matt: -gropes new girlfriend- Girlfriend: What the ****? We're on our second date asshole! Did I say you could do that?? Matt: Hey, I could have raped you, so quit whining.
matt1990 0
lol, so apparently 96% of guys are d-bags. gotcha. ya girls dont like me. i dnt understand. im a boob guy for cryin out loud? ugh.
MissBunny25 0
168 stupidity flows from you like period blood. please, please, quiet yourself before someone else does. *shoves brownie in mouth* now, run along little boy.
matt1990 0
and i think its hilarious how your trying your hardest to sound smart. so if anyone should stop, gut feeling it should be you. have a magnificent day babygirl:D
MissBunny25 0
171 hahahahaha. hey, fucktard, try calling me babygirl again and I'll ******* cut your nuts off with a chainsaw. as for my intelligence, it seems that I have much more than you could ever dream of having. however, I will have a magnificent day, douche, and I hope you do as well.
matt1990 0
lol, you mad?
iftheglovefits 0
you look like Kesha in ur photo! Koolio!
iftheglovefits 0
178 does. not 179. 179 apparently is a douch. I don't know what he said because his comments are moderated
iftheglovefits 0
ughhhhhh! sry again. I got numbers mixed up. ( I'm dyslexic.) the blonde girl who is cool looks like Kesha. the matt guy is a douche.