Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
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Comments (85)
erikatastrophe 0
KEGELS
Gulo_fml 0
Incontinence is a real FML. Maybe everybody else who develops stress related diseases should post an FML as well.
Spaceghost77 0
Be a man and just put a rubberband on it.
brandnewkey 14
Gender check.
Blind_Mag 0
What are you implying }=( a bladder control problem isn't gonna care what gender you are! DUH!
StaticDown 0
it's not but the poster above said be a man and was referencing to male genitalia thinking he's a man, but the girl below said gender check to let him know that the OP is a girl in fact. That's all. Unless I misunderstood your comment then my bad.
CYNNER 0
Ha ha. feminine problems much?
Americunt 0
Time for some lyrics. CALL IT HEAVY LIFTING CALL IT HEAVY PISSING CALL IT WET SPOT PEEKING
tayyy16 0
u need to get surgery for that
lettertjes 0
Nah she just needs to do pelvic floor exercises and visit her gyn to check if she doesn't have a womb prolapse. But still FHL because what's she going to do until the exercises are effective?
cambarden 0
Diapers, it's what I do... honestly, if you wear dark pants, you won't get noticed. and if you do, don't worry about it... everyone who doesn't understand can suck it.
Poppycocky 0
Nice username.
perdix 31
What you need to do is to videotape yourself doing a lot of Kegel exercises and send it to me. I'm not sure if it will help you, but it will be great for me! :D
MidnightRain143 0
You might have a bladder infection. I had one once and I had the same symptoms, just go see your doctor.
lettertjes 0
That's a very good thing to point out.
shalizzz 0
If it's something recent that appeared out of the blue, it might just be an infection of some sort......... (another cause could be having given birth, but I doubt this is the case, since you are allowed to lift heavy objects). Don't worry, I'm sure it's treatable. If all else fails, there's always surgery to help tighten those muscles