Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML
Today, I realized I need to cut back on drinking. Not booze, but water. I compulsively drink so much water that my body is bloated from water absorption and I have to pee constantly. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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Top comments
JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
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Comments (125)
Rhodacious1 0
Ew...
wiserman 0
i'll bang you until the problem is fixed.
samantha__rose 0
what....the....f&*^?!
first_in_yo_face 0
pics or it didn't happen!
godsrightnutsack 0
#20 haha. that is some nasty ish right there.
Montville1 0
no one wants to know that shit... keep it to your self...
eduardo2k 0
to all the women out there if u dnt go out n **** the guy whos being trying to get into ur pants, u soon r going to b writing one like this. guys ur welcome :D
deathmajestic 0
this is not an FML
redbluegreen 41
Yes, it is an FML.
ilovefatcats 12
nice way to tell evreyone dumbass
klumzy0123456789 6
ew ur face
WorldCupCheer 0
how's that possible?
firefighter_mike 1
#74 that made no ******* sense whatsoever.
bugmenotmofo 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Second!
JohnE3 0
It originally said first... Failure by bugmenotmofo.
Bud_fml 16
Thanks for the lol
JohnE3 0
You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.
Labamba 0
I know! How does one NOT notice. Would it not smell like pee, of feel like you're peeing? Then again I wouldn't want to smell it....
WhackTheJackal 22
How was he supposed to know?
laurellkawes 31
#130, it's a she and the fact that her previously dry underwear is now wet, should clue her in.
AnimaBella 0
you can always wear special pads....FYL indeed.
Sun_Kissed18 25
More like diapers :/
krazy_ai 0
kotex ftw!:D
Rowbin 0
That's disgusting. YDI for not being able to tell the difference.
tingting1 0
yuuuuck?? how is it a constant stream though... like you must be drinking quite a bit?? this is weird..
the_stereotype 0
no, a lot of people have that problem. like it comes out little by little. and when you go pee, your bladder doesn't empty completely, so then you end up peeing on yourself. OP, didn't you notice the smell?
Puolukka 4
If you drink enough water or fluids in general your urine doesn't really smell and it's also not yellow but clear. If your urine is really yellow and smells that means you're either sick or you just don't drink enough.
eleni_fml 0
lolol, um actually no. the longer urine is in your bladder, the more yellow and smelly it gets. so since she's urinating constantly, the urine doesn't actually sit in the bladder therefore it's not yellow/smelly :)
Link_Asriel 0
1. Type urine color during dehydration into Google and see what you find. 2. come back here and retract your statement since you don't know what you are talking about. 3. Don't be a douche and research something BEFORE you open your mouth. 4. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Butterbuns 1
That sucks, but...you couldn't smell the difference?
Vaetrus 0
Exactly. You'd have to have been wiping yourself off enough to be able to tell the difference. And if you had bought lined underwear or had anything that soaked up a decent amount it should have been very obvious.
allmidnighteyes 11
Depends - Get some
pinktiger 0
thats just...highly disturbing. ew.
teebonehead 0
EWWWW Gross !! it's depends time !