Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Erindub 0
How do you not realize this before you sit down
jayftw246 0
glory hole
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Comments (96)
jayftw246 0
glory hole
BurpusMe 0
Well, she did say the woman was "smiling". LOL
Riyu55 0
for the last time. women don't dispose there waste like men do!! the just absorb all there energy and focus it into ruining things guys love. such as espn, driving, the beatles, shopping.. you get the picture.
ryguy997 0
and you didn't notice this earlier how?
moi101 0
AMC emeryville California right? I hate that stall
Palirose 22
#96 I'm pretty sure it's a brenden theater. At least AMC here in my area is nice.
omargosh 1
love it
liz1908 0
I'm sure your next step was asking if she had any paper?
cucuto89 0
spare a square?
renaet 0
She didn't have a square to spare. :[
muziclife 0
#4 made me laugh(=
teotsi 28
There's a button for that.
crazyarsedfly 14
Oh, I did laugh at this!
Erindub 0
How do you not realize this before you sit down
null_fml 11
^This. Isn't there a phrase: "look before you sit" or something like that?
SliceNthrice 0
what if she was in such a hurry she had to take a dump in the nearest sanitary hole..it happens to everyone?
Caayouteepie 0
@#29 I agree completley. However, I honestly don't use public bathrooms. I always go before I leave home, except if it's an emergency then I will. But I'll examine it to make sure its clean.. and I'll put TP on the seat.
roobear 2
You're weird nikki. I disagree with your points in other threads and while you're of course welcome to your own opinion, I find it hard to believe that you think ******** your own pants is the less offensive outcome. You just seem to have a really bizarre, introverted view on life. Yes, this is a personal attack. Die in a fire.
saranottelling 7
# 29 I totally agree! I always look to make sure I have toilet paper. I also put toilet paper on the seat before I sit so I don't sit in piss and I don't sit on the contaminated seat thousands of butts have been on. I understand if the OP had to go REALLY bad, but if she didn't she should have looked!
V_S234 0
Roobear, she makes perfect sense. Does it make you feel better to spend your time "personally attacking" people you don't know?
IonaDavina 0
C'est "Look before you leap" en Anglais.
24788 7
This is why you go outside.
jamila123 5
i thought this was so funny!! but how did u not see the hole in the first place?!
jair_lhao 0
lmao this made me laugh you should have ask her for paper. if she didn't have any then you guys could have chat till some worker came with paper. hey she was friendly enough to wave lol it could have been the start of a preaty frienship xD
SilentWindmill 0
Yeah, let's make friends with people who wave at us through holes in bathroom stalls :D
_Noon_ 0
Weird. I'm confused.
im2good25 0
Haha