Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I'm 25-years-old and I need to wear an adult diaper as I have lost my bladder control. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.
rightsaidred 3
Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.
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Comments (85)
bloodyfreak_fml 4
Physical Therapy can treat that problem
Lonely_Lez 0
Get some poise pads for the time being and then see your doctor or if you don't have health insurance go to a free clinic. You need to find out if there's an underlying medical condition causing this.
emoR97 0
if ur skinny enough pampers is supposed to be a good diaper brand........ lol
citygirlnomore 0
yea wear a diaper lol or a pad...and get a different job woman
ogloc 0
That's weird, only 15 pounds? Moving must be a bitch. Obligatory sexist response: Anyway, go be a stripper or hooker or something.
mylifeiscrazi 1
I feel you'll have to start wearing depends earlier than most, so sorry FYL.
mothefo 0
Depends.
Kellmaster36 0
ok people who tell this person to wear a skirt what if this person is a man?!?in no way whatsoever did this person mention their gender so.....everyone who said that is dumb
neptuneflytrap 0
Not as dumb as you are for not noticing the gender tag (by mcpeepants (woman) ) on the post.... OP, I would just go with a bladder-specific pantyliner thingy, if it's only a "little bit." Then, you can always change it throughout the day. Much better than depends or a total job switch!
skyttlz 32
the pink circle with a line Under means female
starberries 0
Oh so where it gives the OP's name as "mcpeepants(woman)", what does that mean, then?
Gesq1 0
Injuries to your lower back can cause incontinence. I'd get check out by your doctor, possibly an orthopedist. Hello Workers' Comp! :-p
mmidget 0
put it on your resume! haha