Health, Work out and Embarrassing: Go big or go home

Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 September 2021 14:33

Keep working out until urine better shape.

diezeeshoodie 3

Wednesday 29 September 2021 9:54

I see what you did there.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 September 2021 14:33

Keep working out until urine better shape.

diezeeshoodie 3

Wednesday 29 September 2021 9:54

I see what you did there.

Warp1978 15

Wednesday 29 September 2021 19:10

Time to work that pelvic floor.

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