kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Finland
How smelly is your piss?
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
meranda_johnson
United States
Bad day
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Too trusting
Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML
Darla
Arcadia, United States
Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Keep working out until urine better shape.
diezeeshoodie 3
I see what you did there.
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RichardPencil 32
Keep working out until urine better shape.
diezeeshoodie 3
I see what you did there.
Warp1978 15
Time to work that pelvic floor.