Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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Narcoterrorist 6
Subtle.
ilovesarcasm 18
Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....
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Narcoterrorist 6
Subtle.
Uramonkey 11
When you gotta go you gotta go
Iceman225 11
What a perfect comment to start the fml. Haha
kder0aeon 9
hahaha she did it like a boss. sorry OP.
Bloodjoker 11
Nothing says responsible parents like "pretending" to clean a room and leaving a note to avoid all ACTUAL conversation about such a serious topic.
Gtca 15
Whomp, whomp.
GuessWhatKids 13
What exactly is the point of this comment?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe they were going for the "whomp, whomp, whomp" tune like in the old cartoons. They just forgot the last "whomp".
rocketiquette 20
I think it's the Archer thing 2 was going for
ilovesarcasm 18
Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....
feldco1 17
Yeah mom obviously hated the furniture. It probably clashed with the bedspread!
TheDrifter 24
I thought she was trying to tell OP happy 32nd birthday, it's time for your birthday party.
brave_josh 9
I think she's subconsciously trying to tell you something that's manifested in her acts. But what could it be?......
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I think she was trying to tell him to move out. Oh shit, I just put it out there!
RoboCunnilingus 23
No. No. Can't be that.
RedPillSucks 33
Message received.... GTFO
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
**** first!
Uramonkey 11
42 - In that case I'm really glad i'm not the daughter/son.
gracehi 33
Your Mom has all the subtly of an elephant ripping ass in a crowded elevator.
misspulkadot24 17
That is the most random analogy I've seen in a while.
Iceman225 11
W. T. F, DUDE!
gc327072 31
That analogy was about as unexpected as a lion giving birth in Times Square.
NagainaFier 16
Or a Zebra drawn carriage.
websphere69 27
rotflmao..,,,
onaa3r 10
*Subtlety
jessica53139 10
Are you too old to be living with mommy? ;)
godfathermock 19
In this economic crisis you are never too old to live with your mom.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
In USA perhaps, however most of Australia is doing perfectly okay.
SuperDanielNL 23
Same here in Holland...
horne2 9
I think she might want you to move.
edmunson 22
Brilliant deduction!
perdix 31
You'd better worry if your mom goes at your bank account with a mop and bucket.
cynthieee__ 8
It might be time . . .
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you got a full ride to MIT or something... Anyway...well lets hope that happened...if not post for a roommate for an apartment for the time being...