Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
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RichardPencil 32
You can pick your nose, and You can pick your boyfriends, but You can’t pick your boyfriend’s nose... That’s his job!
Madison Gliosci 16
Would NEVER KISS AGAIN
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
You can pick your nose, and You can pick your boyfriends, but You can’t pick your boyfriend’s nose... That’s his job!
TomeDr 25
Ever see the movie Frozen? Kristoff did warn you!
riley873 21
that's a smooth **** no!
BurnInDemonFire 39
You missed a decimal point in his age.
Madison Gliosci 16
Would NEVER KISS AGAIN
WeirdUS 30
I guarantee you if you break up with him and he’s going to complain about being single and being a nice guy on here
kdmittens 9
call him out make him stop buy one of those nose guards thing swimmers use
peytonmacphail 3
wow my bf does this to I didnt think it was a thing but I guess it is nice to know I'm not the only out there with a bf that does this.