Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
RentaName 15
I guess it's a little too late to have the talk, but good luck with whatever decision you make.
patrickalamo 48
Too little... Too late
Austyn57 1
ohhhh the ironyyy
Jinxx7 0
Who doesn't use birth control now and days? If u didn't want a baby you should of been on it.
bReLiNg 18
Shoulda took it up the butt then if you were so worried about getting prego.
SApprentice 34
You're very crude
OceanBlueSea 12
Condoms, duh
supportcommand 17
Swallowing is the best form of B.C. That and back door cream pies.
chellyX92 8
Actually you can get pregnant from anal. There's a thin membrane that the sperm can get trough and get to the uterus.
XxskyelovexX 13
I really hope Op isn't a teenager and knows who the father is...
Inciter 33
If you're not sensible enough to use birth control, you shouldn't be having sex.
originalparamore 0
please tell me you're not another teen mom