Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
remainthesamex3 14
All I wanted to do while reading this was sing "Too Little Too Late". Sucks, OP, but you should always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
FireFlie07 20
Dum Dum. Ydi
tj4234 36
assuming it's the pill or the implant, did you not get a blood test first? I thought that they only gave them to you after a blood test was done (and then after a period of 14 days without sex)?
court_f 8
You play with fire, you end up burned.... Hopefully a lesson learned to use some kind of protection in the future.
kezzamumma 3
I bet most of you guys with negative comments have never been pregnant before, it takes two to tango and generally one to take responsibility and on top of that deal with people ousting them from society and helping post natal depression to be much more common than it needs to be. Thanks guys
MrAllen 1
Birth control won't help after your pregnant.
ishha14 4
Have you had the sense to get checked as well? Now that you've got the responsibility of a baby coming you have to make sure you don't pass anything into it, regardless if you give it up or not
outoftown 27
Why in the world would anyone congratulate OP on an unwanted pregnancy? Why in the world would anyone congratulate OP on an unwanted pregnancy AND insult her for getting pregnant? Why in the world would anyone call a pregnancy BOTH a deserved punishment AND a blessing? The cognitive dissonance in such comments is mind-boggling.
outoftown 27
(ran out of edit time) OP, congratulations on "coming to your senses" about birth control. Despite some of these comments, that's not "too late," unless you are almost through menopause. Good luck with whatever path you choose.