Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well I suppose now is as good a time as any to come to your senses.. You better get a grip andbe responsible! This child needs you now.
chellyX92 8
Be happy pregnancy is all you have. There's much worse things then having a baby. You completely deserve it.
perdix 31
I looks like before you came to your senses, some dude(s) came a little lower down. Hopefully, someone with their head out of their ass will adopt your kid, and nurture will bitch-slap nature.
fml491 4
Get an abortion if you don't want the kid
annie_nk 23
Adoption is also an option.
Senseless_487 29
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Yeah...abortion shouldn't be used as a form of birth control. If you're dumb enough to knowingly have unprotected sex, you should live with the consequences.
klovely22 13
I think Abortion should only be used in cases like rape. If you don't want the baby, let someone who isn't able to have kids adopt.
KitsuneNarutoKun 13
Sounds like a plan! "I don't want a kid, I'll just murder it instead" because you know... That's totally not disgusting. If you can do the dirty, and be stupid enough not to use protection, you deserve to deal with the consequences of your actions. Sorry OP, YDI big time
nightowl713 25
I agree, abortion should NOT be used as a form of birth control! "I dont want my baby, but I don't want anyone else to have it either. So the only logical decision is to kill it." yep sounds legit to me. Not.
mahli08 6
I'm pretty sure no on is thinking 'I don't want anyone else to have it either'. It is a choice based on the circumstances of the individual. When they know that they can't look after the baby or don't have the money. Or maybe due to health reasons carrying a baby for 9 months could put both lives at risk. If they decide to get an aborrtion it is not because they don't want anyone else to have it I can understand both sides of an abortion debate. But don't just assume that everyone does it for the same reason. Just because someone has an abortion does not mean that they don't want their kid.
xNephilim 19
You do realize that having a baby - just HAVING it - isn't free? There's doctor check ups, maybe medication, complications... Also, some people get literally SHUNNED for getting pregnant at an early age or outside of marriage. I'm not talking about some lady at the mall giving you dirty looks, I'm talking about your family disowning you and kicking you out or in some rather extreme cases, killing you. It's sad but it happens. In cases like that, abortion seems like a very reasonable thing.
st333ph 12
Stupidity shouldn't be passed down to your child.
harkerk87 3
A little late hun!! But blessings are in store with that baby
BubbleGrunge 18
I'm curious as to what birth control you are using. If it is anything other than condoms or other over the counter birth control, shouldn't your doctor have done a test to make sure you weren't pregnant?
lexieloumommy2 6
A pregnancy test that is a false positive is something that rarely happens. You are more likely to get a false negative than a false positive.
BubbleGrunge 18
Umm yea I understand that, I'm not saying OP isn't pregnant. I'm asking why her doctor didn't know she was pregnant when more than likely they would do a pregnancy test and make sure she is healthy enough for whatever birth control OP decided to take.
ninjadinos 14
Don't be silly, control that willy! Sex can wait, **********!
bleachfreeblonde 6
Well I hope you at least know who the daddy is...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Its opposite day! Take birth contol, get pregnant.
annie_nk 23
Sounds like Bad Luck Brian.