Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
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Top comments
8trickster8 0
Yeah, I hate kids too
mojomojo_fml 5
Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels
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Comments (98)
Batsumoto 4
nice
youreanidiot 0
but not an FML
mojomojo_fml 5
Coulda been worse. You could've run over a girl in front of three squirrels
Bobby64 29
^ lol, true
omeitsmc 2
XD
DishHeads 9
haha 78 made my day
cda2090 6
jackass
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
SECOND! haha please show me how much you don't care by replying to me and telling me you don't kkty xoxo
8trickster8 0
Yeah, I hate kids too
InfernoVivo 12
You're a kid
kristenlee 3
well the dead squirrel has gotta be 25 cents at least depending on how you ran it over.. you couldve gotten free lemonade!
owneditup 0
im def gonna start paying ppl with roadkill... only problem being it wont fit in my wallet
randomguy1millon_fml 0
free lemonade
SlightlyGPirate 0
i don't get it.... how does running over a squirrel involve kids at a lemonade stand?
Ret_fml 0
The kids watched the person run over the poor squirrel. If they're young enough, that's pretty traumatizing.
solid2dew 6
Wow dude...get a clue
pattysays 0
haha poor kids for watching. next time, be careful. FYL for making such a bad impression.
3nightowl3 0
nice
michaelcarell 0
They'll get over it
Pastor_Rich 0
how's this a fml, it's the squirrels fml
shamille 5
the squirrel deserved it (SDI) fir not being quick and vigilant like any other squirrel with half a brain.
whyowhy26 3
bwahahhaha you people crack me up SQUIRREL MURDERS FTW
B_Foxy 0
This made my day...nice :]
jalopotan 8
#11 is right it's the squirells haha :P
Pointy130 0
I really hate people who say that it's so terrible to run over a squirrel. Half the time, they turn around and run towards you. No way you deserved this.