Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
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Top comments
Youre_A_Pussy 19
I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P
karmicqueene 18
People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.
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FueledByFate 24
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Maybe it's a sign you should stay together.
blink831forever 13
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maybe this will make or help things work out. I wish you both lots of luck.
Youre_A_Pussy 19
I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P
itssnotfunny 24
If anything, they're what will end it.
karmicqueene 18
People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.
reddevil7 1
Irony is a beautiful thing.
yahuie 4
Just because she's having a baby doesn't mean they'll love each other.
yahuie 4
Probably shoulda wore a condom too.
bgbwtp 13
You don't know that they didn't. Condoms can fail, you know.
Catdragon 40
Or he could have poked holes in the condom to make them stay together or to get revenge?
GhostFox 34
If he did intentionally damage the condom to make it fail, (assuming that's what they used) I'm pretty sure it's illegal an considered rape by deceit in several states.
GhostFox 34
If the husband did sabotage the condom- if they used one- that could be considered rape by deception- which has very weak legal recourse for he victims despite pressure from medical organizations to recognize it as a crime. So, for OP's emotional and mental wellbeing, I hope that the condom simply failed. Because there isn't very much protection for victims of this kind of sexual assault, and they would have a hell of a time proving it since any contraceptive used is likely long gone by now.
jdizz16 16
If you don't want to have his kid...then don't...
mariri9206 32
She can want the kid and not want her soon-to-be ex. Staying together isn't an option, obviously, but neither is abortion. If SHE CHOOSES to go that route, then, yeah, it is an option and it's her choice.
marcranger 29
Um, is my app refusing to show that OP lives somewhere where abortion is illegal? Because unless that's the case, abortion IS an option, and a great one for women who don't want to be pregnant or be mothers. I know that, prior to getting sterilized, abortion would've been the only option for me in the event of a pregnancy whether I was partnered or not, because I have a phobia of both pregnancy and babies.
thedictator_fml 12
They never said she should/must have an abortion. They simply stated that if she doesn't want to have his child, she shouldn't feel obligated to have it. What's wrong with that? Also, who are you to tell the OP that abortion is not an option? It's available. It's her choice whether to have one, but it IS an option, clearly.
midnightm16 24
Wow that's almost exactly what happened to my parents except they were already divorced and decided to have sex one last time. And here I am.
pjsr 33
Glad you made it!
mamallama22 9
That edge up tho in ur profile pic #fleek
ThongWarrior 17
Guys its 2k17, men can have babies too
Arashikage 18
The laws of biology do not support that claim
DoomedGemini 38
Transgender men can. Though the app seems to be ******* up genders rather than that considering the many others wrongly labeled
ThongWarrior 17
The laws of 2k17 say don't assume and judge!
jcash52426 5
You know there thing thing that a guy is suppose to put on his penis, it called a condom and if you don't use one then there's a chance that you will get pregnant. You guys were both irresponsible and now you being pregnant is the consequence.
Limeila 10
Are you aware NO contraception method is 100% effective?
chirstinap325 23
I've never understood why people do that..
Menzik3 1
You mean have sex? Well, it feels pretty good :)
Catdragon 40
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I don't understand why people have sex at all? For men it may feel good, but for me it doesn't really feel like anything. If I am horny, I can just make myself cum. Sex is pointless unless you're trying to have an intimate moment with a person.
sweetpotato301 7
Speak for yourself. Sex feels amazing for me... way better than masturbation.
Catdragon 40
I am speaking for myself. what I just said was an opinion. That's why I said "I don't"