Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
Popcornography 10
Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.
pokemai 6
Haha ! I kinda like that guy !
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Comments (106)
Kyle225 3
That is a classic.
gc327072 31
As in "he paid you for sex"? Oh man, that is embarrassing.
MissMess 12
I do that when writing checks to my partner all the time just to piss him off :p
Kn0wledge123 21
Problem OP?
CaptainDoorknob 7
4 - No, as in he paid OP for scrubbing his toilet last week.
gc327072 31
57- oh thanks I was confused.
Zya_fml 8
^facepalm
PinkieKeen 20
This is why people say reading is important.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
4-kill yourself
ladiesman219 4
well atleast you still got the money.
onlychildFTW 34
And who cares what the teller thinks. You've now got a check and money. Plus, why not go to an ATM?
pokemai 6
Haha ! I kinda like that guy !
Naomimi_fml 6
Well, it's not like we know what he was paying OP back for
Clioo_fml 17
Well I'm guessing it wasn't for sex.
Marcella1016 32
And OP now knows that payback is a bitch.
Popcornography 10
Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I believe the high class ones are called escorts? Anybody with experience care to verify?
missalkali 8
anybody with EXPERIENCE? yeah sure, people would love to fess up to a crime to the entire online community. I know I'm just dying to share with the world that I stole a car the other day… also, escorts, prostitutes… whatever you want to call them, they're all low class and they're all sick. there is no such thing as a "high class" prostitute!! I'd rather die on the street of starvation than sell myself. and I cry for the people forced into it against their will.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yep, escort is the correct term.
gc327072 31
25- This is Silvio Berlusconi speaking. Yes, they are indeed called escorts. I had one at my villa once.
mrnuleef 7
I'm imagining the "card swipe thru the butt cheeks" image as I'm reading this comment, lol
alec81484 3
As a teller I've had stuff like that happened. No worries OP.
bestnameright 14
Still it must really ******* suck ;)!
citymayer 7
Haha! You are SOOOOO punny!!
jujubunni5 9
At least the teller knows you're getting some action (;
Feared 9
That's kind of why it's an FML. She wanted to avoid the idea that the teller thought she was having sex for money.
jokesta187 11
Where does it say that op was a girl or boy?
Feared 9
52- it doesn't say. But that's more of a guy thing to do to a girl. It's less funny the other way around.
fromthesuck 8
How so? Seeing a possible male name on check makes it even more funny if op is a male as well.
outoftown 27
I bet the teller has seen this before. And I bet OP's debtor has just seen his last loan!
walmartpaysme 15
Apparently, checks like that tend to bounce because I once had a teller argue with me for 15 minutes saying my check was no good. It was a check from my fiancé and I knew how much was in his bank account. She finally cashed it saying "if it doesn't go through you will have to pay a fine".
MURIKKA 11
Teller: I'll give you a call. *wink wink*
drkate25 30
As long as the teller isn't your mother, you're overreacting OP
ozone9914 2
thats right dont give a fck about what other people think specially for those people you only see once in your life
walmartpaysme 15
Unless OP is from a small town where EVERYONE knows your parents, grandparents, sister, aunts, uncles and cousins.
mrnuleef 7
I used to be a teller and Ive seen much weirder, so if its any consolation OP, your check is probably just the tip of the iceberg
TG_Wolf 1
If the teller asks say they were so terrible that you demanded compensation xD