Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
angel_of_death55 7
She could keep it
blacksswan 10
You should have came to your senses a little earlier. But in about 9 months when you see your babies precious face you will be the happiest mom alive. Trust me babies are such a blessing! They give your life a whole new meaning. I don't have a baby of my own but I have a 11 month old niece who I wouldn't give up for the world. I am so glad she came into this world. So yea congratulations! Keep your head up I am sure everything will be ok.
annalily5 28
I don't have a baby, but I have a niece! AKA, I don't have to give up my body, risk horrible side effects or death, along with major hormone fluctuations, only to eject the baby painfully and then get no sleep and have lots of bills. I don't have to change diapers or give up my life, but I do get to play with it when it's quiet and give it back to the actual mother as soon as it starts to cry! Knowing a baby and have a baby are nothing alike, and you're an idiot who should never breed if you think they are remotely similar.
inParadise 3
Well, congratulations.
fatalwish 6
ypur own damn fualt
Dcm210 19
some people shouldn't be aloud to reproduce.
MidnightKnight 6
Oh, the irony: *allowed
DracoSpirita 21
I hope you know who the father is.
Youadoreme69 4
Sounds like my dumbass brother and his dumbass girlfriend.
whitecloud197 0
serves u right
savery08 7
And yet, me and my husband have been trying for 4 years....
saidoh_fml 26
It breaks my heart to hear these types of stories. Hang in there 163; you will get your wish soon enough; and it will be totally worth the effort.
twaumat 28
better not abort.