Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
MrElephant 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some people aren't able to have babies. Consider yourself as lucky.
angel_of_death55 7
That's true
xNephilim 19
That's just as dumb as using the whole "kids in Africa don't have anything to eat, so eat your cabbage!" crap. Other people's circumstances don't have ANYTHING to do with your own. As it seems, OP is in no situation, nor does she want, to have kids and even though it's entirely her fault for being stupid (along with the baby daddy, as it takes two to tango and two to use birth control), it doesn't take from the fact that this might very well ruin the life she's dreamt about having. Some people not being able to have kids doesn't mean her problem is any less... Real.
angel_of_death55 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
But babies are awesome
littlesister67 0
I agree. The best part is watching them go through all the changes. Infant to baby, baby to toddler, etc.
drkate25 30
Yeah babies are awesome when you're mature and financially stable. For all we know, OP is about to be featured on "16 & Pregnant"
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, 32, watching them go through changes is sad, and even painful. Unless you're playing Sims. Then it's awesome.
mrnuleef 7
I have a PLANNED 9 month old and I still remember his birth like it was yesterday. And now he's crawling and teething. :,( They really do grow up so fast! Make the best of it OP or find someone who will
krista17 11
There's always adoption...
drkate25 30
Reminds me of the line from Juno-- This is one doodle that can't be undid, home-skillet.
greeneye_fml 12
Or abortion.
Missusluv313 9
Damn, this comment didn't get thumbed down?! Wtf. I would've thought the dogs would have come out since you mentioned abortion. People will vote down a comment for something being spelled wrong. I'm shocked!
outoftown 27
#201 - It (38) did by the time I saw it. So I will restate it: "Or abortion."
TheMathMajor 26
I don't know why people are thumbing it down anyway. I know it's controversial, but it's legal and definitely an option.
AyumiEmdez 4
Congrats! God has a plan for you!
greeneye_fml 12
Oh shut the hell up. god has nothing to do with spawning.
s810s_waitin 1
God has nothing to do with this, mainly because he doesn't exist.
klx125cross 9
YDI! big time! to late
streetriots 9
YDI. I do feel bad for the kid you're going to have. At least for the next 9 months you won't have to pay for birth control.
lexieloumommy2 6
I knew someone who was pregnant, broke up with the daddy, got a new boyfriend. They had unprotected sex. She went to find out the gender and was only like 6 weeks along. She had a miscarriage without knowing it and got pregnant again. Also, having babies unplanned is my ideal, but it's. Not the end of the world. You love em!
saidoh_fml 26
148- looks like your autocorrect betrayed you towards the end. But no worries I get what you mean, even if others may thumb you down.
I3eefChowFun 7
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
r_bruce69 19
Lol. Too true. And the irony too...
laden_swallow09 35
33- Mmmmm, testify! If only that sentiment were able to be enforced…
winnerme123 8
Don't forget ugly. We want a beautiful world!
CookieKidrauhl 0
Well...good luck :)
neurodoc 1
Not to worry - Go to RadioShack and get a flux capacitor. Dial it to three weeks ago and start over. Einstein will be proud!
Azula272 14
No glove, no love. Or If you like it then you better put a NuvaRing on it! Oh oh oh! Too late now.