Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.
sarah6786 14
Too late . Congrats!
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Comments (228)
Praisethelawd 0
That really ******* sucks. Should have made that effort a long time ago.
superLEXsunshine 3
I feel sorry for you and wish you much luck with your new motherhood endeavors..
mrnuleef 7
Please at least step up to the plate when mommy time gets here or give that child to someone who will
Nanael_fml 4
Just a reality check for you.... Mommy time started the minute they found out they were pregnant
scalleywag 2
Nice job, *****.
BlowinChronic 18
YDI... Why did it take you so long to come to your senses? Better hope you really love the guy who's kid it is.
FalconSam1414 19
YDI for being an idiot. Birth control is kinda to be used BEFORE sex. No sympathy here, girl.
Akoz23 5
There is no way you don't deserve this.
Blue329 15
Shit just got real
etchsanity1 11
At least you aren't fat... Yet
Missusluv313 9
You're ******* kidding, right? There are far worse things to be than fat.
fmirza95 4
Watch Juno.