Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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Top comments
CheeseHater 23
What about your ass hair?
CareFace 16
I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)
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Comments (60)
CheeseHater 23
What about your ass hair?
lambda_fml 40
Dont forget the pubes!
node_fml 5
Quite funny, right, ripping good laugh.
bybib 20
Beards aren't all that anyway.
picante72 24
They are if you are Chuck Norris. Behind his beard is another fist.
sonicgreg 12
9... Wtf?
laden_swallow09 35
9- Your "joke" made no sense. Sexual preference has little to do with one's preference for or against facial hair. You're gay, we get it. Please, get your mind out of your rut and try being relevant.
neilykins 29
A 'beard' also refers to the girlfriend of a gay man. So, he's hiding behind his beard.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
HOW DARE YOU
DanielT1994 19
I'm struggling to understand how you could relate beards an speaking Italian.
Shafreeka 8
35 - Family Guy.
akiahara 14
31, I'm pretty sure it was a moustache.
wolfgold2 20
tell that to the Beardman
CareFace 16
I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)
BulldogHoops 14
Trust me that doesn't work
lec17 10
true, I love baby faces
Pwib 14
3's name is very relevant.
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Glue on the hair you shaved off.
klutz44 28
The only thing sexier than a beard is other body hair glued to your face.
picante72 24
This reminded me of the stunt in Jackass 2 when they glue pubes on a mans face to make a beard. The hair came from a dozen people. Some of the pubes had crabs crawling around. "Shudders"
ShyAnn29 15
17 that is just nasty!!
XxQuartersxX 14
Awesome comment.
snufflebubble 13
Hmmm... My boyfriend grows a beard ridiculously fast and it is definitely NOT a positive. That shit itches ;)
Pleonasm 36
I guess it depends from person to person, because in France we kiss each other on the cheeks to greet, and people I know always say my beard is soft.
Enslaved 38
I've heard that there are quite a few guys that can't grow in a beard (just patches). Shame, some guys look great with them. Ex: Dave Navarro! :D
nousernamesworks 12
Why do you hate making names though?
EpicSquishii 21
Your user name and his make quite the pair
Epikouros 32
Because everybody will call him Frodo anyway.
lambda_fml 40
Hobbits cant grow a beard I believe.
Bubbelz 25
They may grow huge sideburns though. Although you never know with all of that uncontrollable ear hair.
Bakarra 22
On the bright side you won't ever have a girl complain about hating your facial hair when she kisses you, speaking from my own similar non-experience :D
waffule365 16
I feel you OP
andyyroxx 20
You feel his baby-bottom chin, smooth as a polished stone.