Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML
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WoWoWoWoWo 0
"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.
Tozi_fml 0
Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?
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Comments (56)
BelaLugosisdead 0
Ew. Groady much?
neonokku 0
i brign a book or sometimes my nintendo ds i see how you're thinking
Philosophic 0
I typed this wigtbh mty nowse, I am ppro,,?
Sharpam 0
hey, don't hate. I'm actually taking a shit right now while replying to you using my iTouch.
RandomGinger 0
SAME!
sisl20 0
LOL ur like my neice. shes 2 months old though :p
Jordan_99 0
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo.
webkinzfreak96 0
LOL you did not deserve that put, that's jsut wrong
mrsceneic 0
thats whoa um wierd
Tozi_fml 0
Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?
nazooer 11
YDI all the way.
Mx_Rider 6
#6 how the **** does she deserve it? cuz shes sick she deserves to get her shit owned by her own puke? nah son :)
956TXking 0
why would you take your laptop to the bathroom.
v1kt4r 13
i think the OP already explained this one, pay attention!!!!
helloello 2
I'm on mine in the bathroom right now. So relaxing
iChel413 6
I used to bring my laptop into the bathroom when I knew it would take awhile. Just sitting on the toilet gets boring. Now that I have my iPod I take that instead. Lol. It's easier to relax if you have something to do.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Why would you bring your laptop in the bathroom? Where there is water and, obviously, bodily fluids. Read a book or a news paper for gods sake. Ah dear god. I feel untrooly.
Sweets_wtc 0
thats effin sick, FYL