Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
uthinkurhot 0
woww. that really sucks. dont you know what a wedding dress looks like??
griffmojo 0
damn unluckyness i have the same thing
wrestler17 0
Why would you take something that's not yours one and two dye it? That's awfully direspectful and selfish... Basic codes of conduct that you're taught when you're a little kid, YDI
krazidrea 0
..............not even ganna ask
babelini 12
thats what u get for taking things that are not urs. u could at least ask the people in ur house about it. and dont tell me u cant recognize a wedding dress.
emtalex 0
Maybe spend a moment or two thinking about your decisions BEFORE you make them.
slacker37815 0
Ok so u seem to keep posting the most pathetic fml's, one about ur family gatherings and now this? For one, wedding dresses are usually very elegant, so why would you take a nice dress and dye it green? Ur retarted and I highly doubt this is true. U need to quit posting on this site.
tchntrm 0
I'm confused. How do you confuse an antique wedding dress with "an old dress just laying around"?
tictong 0
Perhaps your sister will post a FML post soon Today i found out that my sister dyed an old dress green to wear for st patricks. I realised it is my wedding dress.
Contradiction_ 0
OBJECTION! #132, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony (lol). If you carefully read this FML, the author is a man! Why would a man dye a dress green for himself to wear on St. Patrick's Day? Maybe the real reason the wedding is ruined isn't the fact that the dress is now green, but that her brother was planning on wearing her wedding dress! Well, without him knowing it was her wedding dress evidently. FYL, you (mostly) deserve it "Noname", the author of this FML.