Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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Top comments
heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
erisco 0
I Dont know what to do louagh my ass off or incourage you to fck up again
jvtiger2012 0
why would a guy need a dress of all things on st pattys day? they do have green hairspray and stuff you know....
DealininDelirium 0
how is your life ******?! I hope someone dyes your wedding dress some awful colour.
notdeadbutnearly 0
you are an idiot hope you enjoy paying for a new dress.
Sarinax 0
sucks:)
PurpleLlamas 0
i think this is fake because the op is a guy
afallingstar 22
why wouldn't you bother to ask before dying it? obviously the dress belonged to someone, the dress fairy didn't deliver it to you, I hope both your sister and grandmother smack you silly.
Cjmw 7
Now your sister can be original and have a green dress (:
cassiekinz 14
LMFAO. the OP is a guy....
fruityloopz 4
you know what the Irish always say: "The honest leprechaun never wins."