Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
mrcarmine 0
wow that was ******* retarded of you
kellster 2
Wow, that was stupid. You didn't think to ask if the dress belonged to anyone, or if it was okay for you to dye it green??? I hope it's possible to fix it. What a stupid thing to do to a family heiroom, and way to wreck your sister's wedding all for the sake of a night of drinking!
pizzle 0
lmao@#7
Jasper_fml 0
dude, are you serious?
xx_hayleyy 0
you would wear a green dress, that looked like a wedding dress..in public? whatta tool
potatopeeler 0
You're an idiot. Try bleaching it if it was originally white.
DarkCvengence 15
I think it would ruin it to bleach it cause I'm pretty sure dresses like that are dry clean
forgetthat 0
You find a dress just lying around and just decide, "Hey, I'll use it" and not "Hey, this might actually belong to someone"? That was a bit stupid.
thelorax 0
who goes around dyeing things anyway... seems like it would be easier to just buy a green shirt or something than spend hours dyeing a dress
alex_vik 1
Do you really have that many clothes that you don't even know what's yours and what isn't?
ohhboyy 0
i hope they ripped you a new asshole for doin stupid shit like that especially if its not even yours.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
was that literal or...?