Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
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heatherjay 0
what the **** kind of wedding dress was it that you couldn't tell?
mich23 10
This is why you pay attention to things that arent yours!
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Comments (218)
pineapplemilda 0
hasn't your momma taught you anything? don't touch what's not yours!
X_o_X_ocutie 0
tell her to have the wedding on St Patricks day if she don't wanna get pinched
ZoZo17_fml 0
and you, being a guy, are ACTUALLY going to wear a wedding dress.? epic, epic, epic fail.
Vampgirl202 4
why is a dude wearing a dress in the first place???
MaryPoppins88 14
well damn if it looked like a wedding dress or wasn't even yours, you prob should have asked
donnie111 12
smooth...
SleepOnStones 5
So you planned to wear a green wedding dress?
Carlson_Jin 0
well, it was just "laying around." don't lay yourself over OP, by the way what does OP mean?
hennessy89 34
OP means original poster. Who is btw a female to everyone who keeps saying it's a guy.
katie_lynne14 0
I woul hate to be your sister!
ILOVESMOSH16 1
Aww thats sad :(