Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.
Weasely 11
The big difference is that he didn't do it out of mercy, but selfishness and with a clear lack of empathy. And if the vet couldn't take care of it they probably would've called a wildlife rehab place.
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Comments (214)
HedgeFox90 26
What a disgusting excuse for a human being! Divorce his ass OP!!!
Ryanhay16 14
Rabbits are good eatin
lvg_fml 10
Get someone to snap his useless neck. Animal abusers seriously upset me
midnightyell 6
Euthanizing an injured animal isn't abuse. So says Texas law.
jhawks1981 3
You're gonna divorce over a rabbit? Lol
Bloodyskull 13
not just the rabbit, he is a dick, and a money moocher.
Enonynous 15
Heartless freak. Get rid of his ass. Sorry u had to see that hun. I hope you are doing okay from having to see that. :/
XCanadianBloodX 6
Apparently this is uncommon for everyone on the app but where I live it's not really that big of a deal 1.it was injured meaning it was already in pain 2. It's a rabbit they reproduce like crazy 3. Even with the comment of it not being worth his money people around here say things like that all the time, I don't get why you are all making such a big deal about it
saffy66 34
Seriously wish my iPad would let me answer individual comments. To the person who thinks rabbits are rodents, think again. A rabbit is a lagomorph. Secondly, I know how the OP feels, supporting a lazy husband who didn't want to work. Yes, I divorced him, and I get why the OP wants to as well. But I think people are reading too much into the whole 'animal abuse' thing. He snapped it's neck - a quick death and much better than just dragging his wife away and leaving the rabbit to suffer. In her place I'd want to divorce him too., but I wouldn't be thinking he's a serial killer in the making. FYI I used to have rodents - pet rats. And my husband knew I'd kill him if he harmed them.
Ayasha_fml 12
Typical ******* redneck...if you get butthurt like a pusdy over this opinion, your fault. I live in the South, so I'm allowed to say it from firsthand experience. It's that lovely double standard we have in society where a certain group can say derogatory things or words or slurs, but others can't.
Shalnar 6
That's heartless
Kicks23142 5
okay see that would be okay if it was actually his money make it clear who is making the money. humiliate him and he will snap right into shape