Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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gracehi 33
No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.
Weasely 11
The big difference is that he didn't do it out of mercy, but selfishness and with a clear lack of empathy. And if the vet couldn't take care of it they probably would've called a wildlife rehab place.
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Comments (214)
75elks 14
that rabbit could have been dinner
jj_snipez01 3
the rabbit was most likely suffering, at least he put it out of its misery.
Red_Curls1995 28
What a heartless bastard. I don't think it's normal that he could do that to a rabbit so easily without feeling bad for the poor thing.
elfplaneswalker 9
so.. he did that without thinking about how it'd hurt you, AND is a moocher? get out OP
awesumous 16
1. He is heartless 2. I love how the death of a rabbit made you finally see that he isn't worth your time 3. I'm sorry you had to live with him for 3 years
Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5
I suppose us men are just cold and heartless. FYI, vets usually avoid dealing with untamed, and wild animals.
prettygurl89 16
Yeah, seriously. People that treat animals like that usually work their way up to people. Lack of compassion for some weaker living thing is a HUGE red flag so run for the hills hunny, RUN :/
tomvertigo 17
And I bet you've done extensive research to back up this claim. Don't spew lies - there is a huge difference between mercy killing an animal and being an animal mutilating psychopath. Thanks Law and Order - everyone is a psychologist now!
noellebelle626 19
What a douche bag. I'm sorry Hun.. You can do way better
Lv2drum930 1
I normally don't comment but wow, that is so beyond messed up. IMHO its one thing if its a situation where its almost certain the animal isn't going to survive the injury. But if you felt the rabbit was going to survive then going and snapping its neck is borderline sociopathic.
breeeowens 20
Snap his neck.