Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
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RiiOT09 9
That's a crappy birthday present.
MisterMuffinz 13
The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors. It's the only way! Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
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RiiOT09 9
That's a crappy birthday present.
thebadmanpuntedb 7
I always rabbits were fast and smart?
dre_bro11 12
I always #9 was smart.
lerouxmaster 7
I always my sentences to make sure they're complete.
BballHottie34 9
#9 not when there faced with a car running them over
charlie14670 0
Damn she didn't panic. She just wanted you to clean it up
SirSquishyPants 1
She might have been running to buy a shovel and a new bunny, that's what my parents did
urdirtyolduncle 15
Actually, 9, rabbits, and prey-like creatures, ones who have eyes to the side of there heads, are quite dumb. The ones who are the predators, eyes to the front (humans, foxes), are the smart ones. Why you ask? Because in order to avoid being eaten, all the prey (dumb bunnie) has to do is run. The predator, the fox, has to be smart, cunning, and stalkerish to hunt. As evolution occurs, the bunnies get dumber and the foxes get smarter. No offense to missbunnie
xmidnightxlonerx 12
#56 what about sharks? Their eyes are to the side and I'm pretty sure they would kick your ass
blackheart24 10
56- thank you for that scientific and enlightening comment. I will sleep much better tonight.
jwade11 12
I'm so sorry for your loss, that's sad. Maybe you can get another one?
urdirtyolduncle 15
70- it's a fact; look it up douchebag.
ThatOneCanadian 0
56- If you're so inclined to point out flaws in the thoughts of others, I will do the same. Take for example your use of run-on sentences, improper use of punctuation, improper spelling of the word "bunny," comma splices and and overall wrong answer.
urdirtyolduncle 15
"and and," Stfu.
ankoku 2
#70 Sharks rely on their sense of smell, their vision is actually quite bad.
DrDilllonReese 12
82- he didn't use a run-on once in his entire comment. Nor did he improperly use a single comma. NOW BACK TO YOUR BRIDGE, TROLL!
blackheart24 10
Man you guys are worse than my English teacher. Your all trolls for being so critical! No one said we had to be completely grammatically correct, it's the Internet.
DrDilllonReese 12
Actually, we weren't being critical, he just tried to throw in innocent man under the bus. I wasn't letting that go down. NOT UP IN HERE!
ALpein 0
And you're all dumb for calling them a 'troll'. Just because one individual calls another individual out on the internet doesn't make them a troll. So stop using the term improperly. Also, no run-ons were written but they still need to work on their grammar.
DrDilllonReese 12
His grammar was fine. If you think otherwise you have the english education of a Pygmy.
ALpein 0
Fine. But the way they worded it wasn't right.
Daralea 21
56, why would the bunnies get dumber as evolution occurs according to your argument? Seems to me that the dumb ones will get caught and eaten while the smart ones will survive (thus making the bunny population smarter over time).
jerome1995 4
Run rabbit run rabbit.
BballHottie34 9
It's dead....
thisisafunnyname 12
What d'ya expect, afterall, it's wabbit season.
BballHottie34 9
It's dead.....it can't run
Jamialia 5
It's lyrics from an old song....
googlefrewdnoob 0
Its a ww2 song, retard. Run rabbit run rabbit run run run here comes the farmer with his gun gun gun. Once again, retard
Spike300 12
Rabbit stew anyone?
omg_a_BALLOON 0
How does that make sense??
Nanall 15
How are you so stupid?
brunogtz 4
how am i still living with my mom?? oh wait, i'm 15
trollsemen 8
Wait wait wait, Why the hell would she let your rabbit outside?
Ferretface 13
72- She didn't. Somehow the rabbit just got loose.
trollsemen 8
Or maybe, just maybe, the Mom taped the rabbit to the drive way because the rabbit chewed up all of the sides of the rugs in the house so the Mom ran it over from anger. Then again the rabbit could have just tried to run away.
torch433 1
idiot
MisterMuffinz 13
The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors. It's the only way! Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
Lanceeden 12
You need help. But don't trust me, I'm not a psychiatrist.
All_Blacks 2
I tgink u gave a serious problem.
PlasticSand 6
I don't get what you're "tginking" right now.
wisese 0
45 seems to have a serious problem with the letter h.
Wdgames 0
Why scissors? I've been using a dull spoon for all my cutting/stabbing needs.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Is there really such thing as a sharp spoon 69? I find spoons to be quite dull normally.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Is there really such thing as a sharp spoon 69? I find spoons to be quite dull normally.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Is there really such thing as a sharp spoon 69?
omgthatsosuppera 4
Poor rabbit, he was so young
MrKlutch 1
It sounds like a four yr old wrote this fml
chanta24 10
I am so sorry! I know what it's like to have a pet die :( i hope youre ok
G97Alex 21
Guess your mother got a little jumpy.
flockz 20
maybe she thought it was bugs bunny and in her panic she drove away to avoid being stoned to death by hundreds of cartoon loving children. ya i'll go with that.
iAmScrubs 19
Or the Easter Bunny and she feared Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Cupid coming after her.
iFizzgig 11
And the mother of the year is...
Checker 20
"The Mommy goes to..."
supimnyancat 9
Casey Anthony.
iFizzgig 11
Too soon bro
MagicallyFat 12
Oh god I'm so sorry… if anything ever happened to my cat I prob wouldn't even know how to react.
trollsemen 8
One question for you, Why are you dressed up outside of a Kinko's looking store?
trollsemen 8
^ Best comment ever, Made my day.
sakforduc 0
At least you know what's for dinner. Lol sorry I had to! Sorry for your loss though!
xDarkAngelx 8
that was gross
Spike300 12
How is eating a rabbit gross? Maybe the fact that it was OPs pet might bother them, but it's still tastes the same!