Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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gracehi 33
No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.
Weasely 11
The big difference is that he didn't do it out of mercy, but selfishness and with a clear lack of empathy. And if the vet couldn't take care of it they probably would've called a wildlife rehab place.
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Shlalg 15
With the context of him not working, claiming ownership of the money only you are working for, and his choice to kill the rabbit in front of you, having to know it would upset you... what a crap sack. Have some serious talks with him about this, and if they don't go well, maybe it is time to leave. That being said, a vet wouldn't have done anything with wildlife. Trying to save a single wild rabbit is really a waste of resources too. They breed like... well... bunnies. Their purpose is prey animal, and they are plentiful. We just feel extra bad for them because they're extra cute prey animals.
hyperreader 15
Finally, a semi-reasonable comment.
ourtneyc 14
location checks out
newclassics1999 3
Hot damn, that's evil
rebelty12 11
*ex-husband
Mysterybounty 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Mysterybounty 6
You married him, either you were OK with him being a dick before you married him or you did not really get to know a man you agreed to marry, you are at fault too.
PhantomKitty 26
People can change.
DoomedGemini 38
You obviously know nothing about abusers. People can be very manipulative and charming. My mother knew my father since she was young, bring friends with his sister, but it didn't help her. Just seriously. Shut the **** up.
moodyreallyrocks 27
He needs to find a job ASAP..
armattiuzzo 16
Please tell me your going to divorce him. If I saw anyone do that to a harmless rabbit nevertheless my husband I would've left him on the side of the road and gone straight to a lawyer for papers
MichaelStiles88 6
Wow what a bastard. I accidentally ran over a baby bunny while I was mowing our lawn and I cried about it for days. If this guy can do that to an innocent animal then I can't imagine what he would do to another human.
IorvethTheXolo 8
My issue isn't with the killing of the rabbit. It's WHY he killed the rabbit and what he said about the money.