Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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Xatraris 38
Translation: "Hey, your girl is planning on having sexual relations and it's not with you. No lie." In case anyone else is having a brain aneurysm trying to read that.
RichardPencil 32
Yet another strike against household chores! Lazy people who let others do the grunt work are the most ignorant and most happy.
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Comments (11)
cuz803 46
So...ask her to wear some when she comes back? Maybe also (if you haven't already) get in shape and improve your physique or bodily appearance through exercise and dieting.
poopface82 25
Careful; this may not be a girls’ trip. She might be banging some other dude. Keep an eye out.
RichardPencil 32
Yet another strike against household chores! Lazy people who let others do the grunt work are the most ignorant and most happy.
mattiagardin 15
"With her girlfriends" says enough dude, she's gonna bang random dudes at the bar at best
Chazzster 32
Either wife is bi or she’s going to pick up or meet some guy on her “vacation.” If she shows up as pregnant in a few months get a paternity test so you don’t get screwed.
cariboucontainer 22
Thongs look better under certain outfits... What's the problem here?
lexxiasaurus 31
i can see where your wife is coming at; vacation is always awesome time to buy cute outfits, bikinis, panties for the new destination. not saying you want the world to see them, but sometimes you're out looking for a specific dress, skirt, shorts etc, then you think of your panties at home and well you're already out and about might as well stop at another store for panties and bras, she probably also got a matching bra(s) for said panties. maybe instead of worrying immediately if you don't have other reasons to, bring up her panties and see if she will model em for you
tiptoppc 21
Time for a Panty Raid Party! Bring the camera to capture the action (as evidence)!
Kyliej96 6
I woudent worry about it. Girls get new undies all the time. Dosent mean anything other than she got new undies