Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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gracehi 33
No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.
Weasely 11
The big difference is that he didn't do it out of mercy, but selfishness and with a clear lack of empathy. And if the vet couldn't take care of it they probably would've called a wildlife rehab place.
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Comments (214)
donutcallmethat 16
The way you describe him killing the rabbit sounds like a red flag for sociopathic behavior. Certainly, killing an animal you were trying to save, is very cruel.
I_am_Ami 5
There are wildlife rescuers that would have taken the rabbit and nursed it back to health if possible. Also, he sounds like a sociopath who prioritizes money. You now know how little weight he places on compassion and life itself. Get out while you can.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you did actually kick that moocher out.
PAPAxNINJA36 2
only in Texas...
kishmobile444 16
I would have literally bawled my eyes out, and beat him at the same time. what a dbag.
msrosalindlutece 3
I'd ******* kill him
lilithfury 23
Wow. That sounds like he has some Psychopathic tendencies to say the least. Drop the animal killing moocher before he decides you cost too much as well.
MrZed_fml 11
Divorce that f*cker
PrecisePixel 3
Im not vegan. But this kind of stuff disgusts me. He didn't want to spend HIS money, HIS, not OPs, on a small animal, that afer being released into the wild, was going to be eaten anyway. OP is overreacting in every way, shape, or form, it was a small animal was going to be killed anyway, and, if people freak about this, what about the countless animals you eat all day? and again, im NOT vegan.
TMO2142 25
*passes them*