Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while I was at work, my dumbass husband gave his dead rabbit a Viking funeral by sending it down the river behind our house in a crate he set on fire. It got stuck on a tree, which caught on fire, along with the field and the warehouse next to the field. The police think he did it on purpose. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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gracehi 33
No need for divorce papers. Just throw him into a sarlacc pit. World: improved.
Weasely 11
The big difference is that he didn't do it out of mercy, but selfishness and with a clear lack of empathy. And if the vet couldn't take care of it they probably would've called a wildlife rehab place.
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Comments (214)
blupenguin29 14
on principle, I wouldn't recommend divorcing him, think about it. It's a rabbit.
TheSecretShadow 13
Ok, obviously this is an exaggeration. Just because he killed a rabbit doesn't mean she'll divorce him. And it's not animal cruelty unless it's a domesticated animal. I wouldn't want to pay a bunch of money for wild rabbit either. Also the rabbit could've been in excruciating pain and had to be put out its misery. Maybe I'm wrong but that's just my opinion.
cuz803 46
Well at least we know the rabbit isn't suffering anymore
tomvertigo 17
Him being a jobless mooch isn't okay but... well, to save myself the massive pain in the ass, I won't give my opinion on the rabbit thing.
Witchylady 18
What a good for nothing prick. Report his cruelty and divorce the sack of shit.
violet_lipstick 12
Sounds to me like he's a real mental case . Id leave his ass and kick him out saying no douce bag gets "My" money.
evlbb2 2
To be fair, a vet is a pretty expensive deal for a wild and dying animal. Especially if you two are subsiding on one income. Unless your income is fairly high, he would probably be right in that its not worth the money. I dont know about his job issue, but 3 years in the economic downturn isnt exactly unheard of either. Granted my money isnt a great term. Hopefully this rabbit wasn't a huge factor in you wanting to get a divorce.
esca6angel 16
holy shit, three years with that heartless bastard?
yenfwa 18
Seriously why the hell are so many people butt hurt over this? I mean if he doesn't work and that annoys you yeah deal with that. But wild rabbits are pests here. I mean they are a menace to society. There is a culling order on them. Break all their necks. Plus it didn't suffer any pain after that. It was the humane thing to do.
yenfwa 18
And to anyone saying you should snap his neck or who isn't ok with what he did I hope you're all vegetarians because a lot of animals die every day for your meat who had no reason to die where this one was suffering and would have likely been put down anyway!