Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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weddingbelle09 0
Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.
Lollersk4tes 0
"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."
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Comments (261)
daotherfish 0
why do u have to be such a baby who cares
bradsr0138 0
to hell with rabbits... they are food for more evolved species!
damienwatkins 0
how is your life ******. if anything his life did get ******!
ryguy997 0
Who said yes to this?
iloveloosy12 0
your life sucks cause you think this is an fml
paigeatsflesh 11
how is your life ****** cause a rabbit got hit by a car??? COME ON.
JustinKingr 0
I agree with #30
Blue_Coconuts 7
My friend hit a rabbit and rabbit poop went flying into open window of the car next to us and hit the driver in the face... Now THAT is FML worthy... I did laugh a little though.
JustinKingr 0
finally someone who didn't say "First!"
metalhead256 0
if only the rabbit had a fml account
JustinKingr 0
you dotnt even need an account to post
Luciola_fml 0
Agreed - it's more of an F the rabbit's life... Of course, the rabbit might have a little bit of trouble posting since he's already dead.
schnitzel5 0
I'm not so sure about f your life, but definately the rabbit's
Tuptup_fml 0
That rabbit could of been very close to him. You should be ashamed.
ydiftw 0
Pwned
Ouroboros_fml 0
I would have said, in my best announcer voice "...and, Boom, fifteen points to the blue 1996 Rav-4!!! Why did the rabbit cross the Road? Oh, wait, it didn't!"
tweetbaby14 18
how is your life ducked from this? that's like me saying fml an fly died. no just no OP you are lame for making this dumb fml.
tweetbaby14 18
****** not ducked my iPod corrected it
DonkeyDelight 0
#51, First!
TooNz_fml 0
Why is this an FML? Wouldn't it be an FTRL?
arman1717 0
**** u
tj41567 0
he has probably already made like 20 other rabbits his time was over plus big deal it's a ******* rabbit
78euge781995 0
Poor rabbit. We'll always remember him as Mr. Fluffytails. He invented carrot beer, and was loved by every rabbit in every den. He was going to visit his aunt Mrs.Fluffytails Fluffington. He never got there because of that Camry that kept speeding up. Mr. Fluffytails, may you rest in peace.
flufffypants 0
Asshole all life is equivelant no one deserves to live more just cause it's a rabbit doesn't mean they're less deserving of life
ggggiggity 0
hey fluffypants go eat a rabbit or something and chill. I know where you can find one, check route 301, I heard a Camry was by there recently.
AndreaHaha 0
how is that a fml for you?
SeasonedSausage 0
FML I had to read this.
Felendris 0
*agree with 30* FMLs now just aren't what they used to be. :(
bleedinginside 0
lolipololilil 271 YDI
madie_hearts09 0
awh but there living creatures
katmandont 0
@125 - I think he "loved" every rabbit in every den. And he probably got hit by one of those Priuses with the stuck accelerator. His progeny should sue Toyota.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
poor easter bunny
u_killed_kenny_ 0
how does a rabbit dying make your life bad? why can't people post real FMLs
mylifeawesome 0
are you retarded son? How is this an fml?
Emmmmm55 0
I'm pretty sure it's the RABBITS fml
Emmmmm55 0
TRUE #131!!!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Rabbit=PWNed
bezach 0
exactly what about the rabbet
StoryOfTheYear 15
185- read more than half of the post before you make a comment like that
zelly05 0
haha maybe d rabbit meant to commit suicide?? so maybe it's an fml for d car behind them?? all dat blood n rabbit guts stuck on d car...eewww...hahaha
LemonMan 0
#178 Your pic made me gag. Boooooo
nickernutz 0
um. how is this an FML? it has nothing to do with you other than the fact that you saw the rabbit get hit. if anything it's a FHL. **** his life. cause it's over.
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol 179, Rabbit- Today, I tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a car. I had second thoughts right then and as if they heard me they swerved out of the way. as I was walking off the road I got pasted by a semi. FML
michie56 0
obviously it was a suicidal bunny xD
burgerking83 0
...FIRST
PattisonDaStud 0
stupid rabbit
do20ss 4
Hossenfeffer sounds delicious road kill cafe
Pointy130 0
Well it's a good thing they breed like, well, rabbits.
demomanX 0
most of these aren't alway FML directed towards them but sometimes something/one else. it's good reading a lot of these because of the stories.
gomego87 0
Okay?? funny story... Why the **** is it an FML... Gtfo, bch.
Austino713 0
from rabbits point of view... "I finally got carrots for my starving family when I got hit by a car im at the vet got a big bill and still no carrots for starving family cuz they got ran over. FML" :)
keenan61194 4
fyl to the rabbit. he's the real one with problems.
keenan61194 4
it's a rabbit. it really is not that important in the scheme of things.
ChrisCTL 0
Exactly #30. I wanna know who passes these as FMLs. Whoever runs this website is a dumbass.
Peacemaker9 7
I really don't see how this is a fml for u it's more for the rabbit: " shit that car almost killed me!!! ......Wait what that noise? *turns around* holy..........*2nd car hits the rabbit* you on the other hand just witnessed an animals death so i'd call it more like bad luck for u.......
pinkdancer 0
the fml's on this new version are so weak ...
pooley 0
FTRL
vball_luvah 2
91: that's horrible. but i still laughed. the poor rabbit :( rip
Snowstar 0
HEY! >:U
diegogt 3
i don't get how this is an fml, it should be the rabbit's fml
fmlbai 0
boo hoo it's a friggin rabbit
mirkatsboss 0
haha
Lollersk4tes 0
"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."
Emmmmm55 0
all f lifes r egual asshol
StoryOfTheYear 15
181- no hablo ingles
MadaZer0 8
Lmfao! This is the funniest FML I've read in a while. Why in gods name would a rabbit be on the street. **** the rabbits life for not being the dominate species of this planet~
gotsomechange 0
I agree with #188! this had got to be the fuinniest damn FML I've read in a long time.. If not the FML, it's the comments that make it so funny.. I literally laughed till I peed... (not kidding I just changed my pants before commenting)
BigBoii123456 0
ahhhhhh hippie
jcpranger 0
**** the rabbits life
JustinKingr 0
yeah it doesn't make sense for fml on the OP
ggggiggity 0
yeah FRL
mxgirl1998 26
he doesn't have a life to be ******...
trucktwister 0
y isn't there a nobody cares button?
benito_fml 0
good idea.....
FernandoTorres_fml 0
There is one, but it's like Hogwarts, you have to believe it exists for it to be there.
smartman136 8
22 win!
JustinKingr 0
haha ^^^win^^^
JustinKingr 0
dang.. got beat by barely a second.
fritter 0
why is this an fml..?
mama2b3 20
awh :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
Another day, another minute, what's the difference?
weddingbelle09 0
Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.
FrenchToast94 0
exactly it's horrible any animal getting killed and I think your life sucks for seeing it die. sorry
JustinKingr 0
it's not as bad as when I was 11 and started to finally go outside and have to watch my young dog get hit by a semi truck
aardvarkish 17
Dude, I want what you're on. You're worried about seeing ANIMALS get wasted?!
JustinKingr 0
when it's a precious animal like a pet, where I live yeah I'm worried.
aardvarkish 17
hold on... OK, that explains it...
dirtyoldman27560 0
I have rabbits as pets. They're little ass holes and far from innocent. The rabbit probably deserved it.
pinktiger 0
why is it fYOURlife? f the rabbits life, not yours..
JustinKingr 0
it's a ******* rabbit, they get killed in many other cruel ways. You probably don't give a crap if it's a cow I'm guessing...
Sindyy 0
Aww, poor rabbit. :/