Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Where did you come from?
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....
Bluefrog9636 7
I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.
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Comments (187)
Aliicat16 9
That's.... Disturbing
escapedfromexico 0
suckin on my *******, like you wantin me, callin me, all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all of the time, like sex on the beaches. what eose is in the teaches of peaches?
marshmelo17 5
Hot
isaiaah 6
I just gagged a bit...
masmith 4
That's disgusting!!!
lonelyharts86 8
Did he even buy you dinner first?
mau5_17 0
Omg ewww i hate ticks i saw one on my dog once those things scare me
Dracoboxer357 36
109- My wife is phobic of wood ticks. Snakes, spiders, not a problem. Even suggest you Think you see one near her, and she totally becomes unglued. ;)
blacky_2222 3
At least somebody sucking your titty:)
brandy1 5
WTF. I mean, how does that happen!
thseabear 4
Consider yourself lucky! Last week I found one buried in the head of my dick!
Dracoboxer357 36
114- !?!? I pee several times a day, the idea that a tick would have time to Bury Itself into the head of your penis without you having seen it sooner, is unimaginable! Tempted to call Bullshit here.... :p
fmlnik 5
I call shenanigans!
False_Stupidity 42
Then again, it doesn't take long for a tick to burrow, especially in soft flesh.. so its definitely plausible.
thseabear 4
It happened while I was sleeping and I noticed when I got in the shower the next morning. It definitely wasn't there the last time I peed before I went to sleep. Worst moment of my life