Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Where did you come from?
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Top comments
theslimshadylp 6
I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....
Bluefrog9636 7
I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.
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Comments (187)
teyyoshi 19
send for a doctor
holeyman 8
If I were a tick I would definately go for the nips.
blubberfish 10
it just wanted to be fed...
erinnrose 9
How did it even get there? More importantly how did you not notice till now?? It's gonna be a pain to get out. Good luck op
tisvana20 6
I certainly hope you promptly removed it. We don't want him going around bragging to his tick friends about how he got both second base AND a free dinner on the first date. The other bugs might think you're easy.
xtcolin 7
I think I'd throw up if that happened to me.
teezybeezy 5
take a shower nasty
Snackycake 20
You don't have to be dirty for a tick to be on you, even the cleanest people get them.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Wouldn't that have hurt? I know ticks release venom but with such a sensitive area you'd probably feel surface pain. I once found a tick half embedded in my side, and there was a lot of soreness. I found it during school too :I
Grimnirwher9 21
Nah. The "venom" you're referring to is a mixture of a substance that prevents coagulation, and a substance that eases the pain.
v1kt4r 13
How big is your nipple!?!
Grimnirwher9 21
Ticks are small, they only swell significantly while sucking your blood. Unless OP didn't have a shower for days, it seems unlikely that the tick would've been there for a long enough time to drink so much blood.
jarockstar27 10
Ewww! How could you not notice?! That had to hurt!
Attica 20
They have venom that they inject into you that numbs the spot they are feeding on. There would have been no indicator for the OP to feel what was happening to her/him until s/he saw it.