pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Top comments
nix1993 41
I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.
sexyboi1985 27
Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !
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Comments (76)
drewflav 17
Hopefully your soon-to-be husband likes nipple piercings!
incoherentrmblr 22
Kinky...
icnburbbygrl 23
Wedding night surprise!
Ihavegas 22
ouch but hey free piercing right? have you thought about getting a nipple ring?
Ihavegas 22
not that way inclined, but you can play with yourself.
sexyboi1985 27
Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !
spluver0005 17
And that is precisely why seamstresses scare me. I don't trust someone with needles and pins that close to my body
MisterEx 28
Lets hope you never ever need a surgery in your life, dear.
geekchick88 17
During most surgeries, you're under general anesthesia and therefore wouldn't realize what was happening anyway. I feel the same way she does...I hate having clothing fitted because I don't want to be stabbed. I also don't like having my hair done because I don't want to be burned. Both of those things have happened to me before, so it's natural to feel that aversion. I don't understand why she was thumbed down.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Lmao I'm sorry #47 that sounds hilarious.
aquaticmammal624 12
wow, ouch!
91hayek 31
Ouch! Of all the places. Sorry OP, hope it heals okay.
xivoricbutterfly 25
Congratulations?
sarafinastar14 8
did you go to you're lady doctor to get it checked out? that could get infected...
Siettadulce 21
When #7 was referring to "lady doctor," I'm pretty sure she wasn't referring to the doctor's gender but to the term women use for the OBGYN. I could be wrong though.
singer0421 32
Actually 29, Siettadulce's version seems much more realistic in that Sarafinistar14 didn't mean a female doctor, but rather an obgyn. Though it is true that any typical doctor could check it out, women are usually more comfortable having women-specific doctors examine their breasts.
chlorinegreen 27
I have a male "lady doctor" lol so I mean doesn't have to be a female OBGYN, she may just mean a doctor that checks up on your lady parts routinely.
chlorinegreen 27
I would also be a little more concerned about the blood on the dress then the stab to the nipple. The piercing will heal but depending on the amount of blood on the gown, that may not be as easy to clean off. Especially on delicate fabrics.
CaitiieBuggs 23
Hydrogen peroxide! When I was getting my wedding dress fitted the seamstress stabbed herself and got blood on my dress- that's when she taught me that nifty little trick. But you don't want to use too much.
nix1993 41
I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.
fsomelife 26
To be fair, your version is way more terrifying.
hellnosucka 27
the only possible explanations are either that you decided to marry the person who pierced you and they happened to have a wedding dress casually lying around, or that the shop had an offer where you get your nipples pierced and a free wedding dress comes with the deal.
RedPillSucks 33
No need to overanalyze, #53. This was simply a really good comment.
urlyfesuxx 5
Jtfo
nonnieluv 9
I feel the analysis made the original comment funnier.
cherries62212 16
A two in one combo! Sweettt!.
BvbArmy_0 18
You better have gotten a good deal because of that
jazzy_123 20
yeah she saved herself about $50-$80 on that nipple piercing lol