inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
SalonGirl
United States
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Masterchef 2020
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Vianen, Netherlands
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"inosehowthatgotthere" LOLLLL
kbourco 0
thats disgusting
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Comments (106)
clarkey 0
Haha sucks to be you!!
VinegarStrokes 0
Ew dude. WTF?
babyale760 0
you must of forgotten that you left it there
skiier4life 1
Ew dude. WTF
gamercanadian 11
the first reaction for everyone wil be ew WTF dude
I_R_Genius 3
Damn, a lot of crazy shit is going down in Ohio. Man I wish that shit would come my way.
JustStopSucking 0
that's better than your dentist finding a booger!
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
that's so ******* sick learn to wash your hands and scrub your nails over and under you sick freak!!!!
mintcar 10
Ew dude WTF? There's nothing wrong with picking your nose but learn to keep clean. Sheesh!
Canuck13 12
I just pray she wasn't picking someone else's nose.
darcimckeown 3
^ true!!
kbourco 0
thats disgusting
TheDrop 0
having a foot fetish isnt weird. I have boogers under my toenails all the time
Kelita 0
That is very nasty. I don't feel bad for her, I feel bad for the woman that had to do her nails.
Kelita 0
#28.....all I can say to you is EW.
dre_bro11 12
That's not disgusting; that's quite gifted, being able to pick her nose with her toes. I wish I could do that.
morgs1213 4
^ so true
meowmeowwkitty 0
ditto
kbourco 0
Meeeeee too. I'm about to start school for this, reallllllly hope it never happens to me!!
Raynuh 0
that's what I said haha
Dianaand_u_4evr 0
Lol. i want to know your excuse for the booger ;]. how does she know its boogers? tell her its likee brocolil o_o
stephanie911_fml 0
Are we still in kindergarten?
clarkey 0
Where?
stephanie911_fml 0
To pick their nose
clarkey 0
At least she didn't eat it!!
allmidnighteyes 11
"inosehowthatgotthere" LOLLLL
lulzaroonie 0
your comments brighten my day <3
lyn29 0
#41 his comment is the OP's name -.- he just added "LOL" ...
basketballpro 0
allmidnighteyes what you wrote on your page wa spoken like a true Asian
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
I'm obsessed with midnight but not in a weird stalker way.
Grimmerie 31
well, for those with picky tastes, homemade is always the best. make and pack your own snacks - and if anyone boogers you about it, it's snot any of their business! why don't mucus out your manicurist.
iHaveADream_ 0
no . just no . it makes me wanna slap you untill you stfu :3
Grimmerie 31
that's just how i like it, sweetcheeks. ;)
kcnutt10 1
I have to agree, 7. You tried and you failed. Miserably. Please, for the sake of all humanity, never attempt anything like this ever again.
blkandredenvy 0
hahaha FAIL on ur part #7. just start hiding in ur closet.
bambie612 0
CORNY:D
ergo_fml 13
I thought this was pretty brilliant.
skiier4life 1
You should have flicked it at her.
Kelita 0
eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
qtkisable 0
lmao
ravenmee 4
This made my day
MzMegs 20
OP's name is awesome.
AaronSeal 0
hahah! ooohhhhh. This made my night:)
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
haha sameeeee.
dudehaha 4
awkward.