Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
owmyfoot
Sacramento, United States
Shine on
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Everest
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Ballshurt
United States
Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML
Top comments
DahkLohd 4
At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.
Clumsyblonde22 12
I've done that before. Really hurts!
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Comments (110)
Rawrzie 0
Lucky.
the_flirtt 0
haha at least it wasn't a rusty nail.
Lingonberry668 0
I love how u manage to write it in an interesting way and not exclamation point abt it all over the place it even tho it's so excruciatingly painful in reality!
fakeaccountX 6
You deserve it for having posters on the wall. Just kidding.
Falcon_My_Life 0
Ugghh sickness
11colio11 4
YDI for owning a Zune
I_R_Genius 3
It depends on the type of poster OP has. If it's JB, then you ******* deserve it, if it's not then it's okay by me. I approve this comment.
jewban 3
wait Jonas brothers or justin beiber? I would assume both since they both suck cocks.
ChubbyCake 5
Your foot must work for the FBI.
fallcakes 0
it hardly even hurts. wash your foot and get over it
k9obsessed 5
in response to 11coolio11, wtf?? Who said a damn thing about them having a Zune? Pay attention to the real world and actually READ the post, dumbass.
Clumsyblonde22 12
I've done that before. Really hurts!
worldclass 0
Safety first, wear shoes in the house. Safety first, then teamwork.
laurenarnold 6
same here. except it was my heel. even worse :/
Selena_is_back 7
Same thing happens to me with my little brother's Legos.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Your little brother's legos fell out of his poster? Woahhhh.
Selena_is_back 7
No silly... I step on them accidentally and end up hurting myself. :P
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
O no!
Selena_is_back 7
tragic right? :0
LolAtYourFail 12
Those thing hurt like HELL!
turturkeykey 0
Troll, I strongly approve of your picture. It is beyond amazing.
tonyv90 0
I'd say lego pieces are worse than tacks. those damn things are soo pointy and sharp on the edges. I swear my knee's buckle every time i would step on one of those
generalasskicker 12
I iz be a troll your picture it's words that I can't corelate to make a sensible thought
Selena_is_back 7
44 & 81, they do indeed...
Sweej 1
Holy... you're almost as hot as my girlfriend! I'll settle for you as a cheater thought... how about a nice *******? :D
DahkLohd 4
At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.
Xythenol 6
I love how your picture matches your comment xD
brewedintexas96 0
is that supposed to mean it makes no sense? ^
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Lol his comment made sense and it was funny.
4bidden 0
ya or me and your mom finding it on her back:)
turturkeykey 0
Don't bring the mothers into this...
BahahahLOL 0
yo mama so fat, she makes snorlax jealous
xXDubbleChic 11
ur mama is so fat she has hard time moving (^not funny^) but it's true. it would have been a shame his he had stepped on it. ;P
unidentified_sta 5
Thank goodness you found it. Your foot did well, did you congratulate it?
iliketurdles 7
maybe take it out to dinner? then take it back to your place and do stuff... stuff you only hear about on google? wait, what is this about again?
zapzapp 0
ouch! that sucks :(
pipp360 0
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xIBleedPurplex16 0
Holy crap you're beautiful!:3
krystal2424 0
yay it's not lost! that was a close one.
andacondakiwi 11
Damn!
worldclass 0
This is a pretty tacky fml.
maxtheman 0
ZING!
worldclass 0
This is a pretty tacky fml.
element1165 0
done the same It sucks lug nuts