Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
19990231 29
That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.
StickyPickles 33
I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (39)
DirtyDan_10 17
That's a bit of a smelly situation
DMA0712 22
You had one job, #1.
krazayman 18
why can't people realize that this is no longer a joke
jerryj 27
Cause they have shit for brains. Now THAT's a real shituation.
19990231 29
That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, she's a real keeper, marry her now OP!
mxgirl1998 26
That's a pretty strong relationship if she tells you that with no problem op
suckceed 17
Look on the brightside, her farts aren't as bad she thinks they are.
StickyPickles 33
I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though
fatman1970 25
More like she wasn't watching the house for long.
phoneaddict13 29
great profile picture to go with the comment!
cheshireau 26
What has she been eating to think that?
iwanttogotoparis 26
I suggest you get the spray out
countryguy91290 16
uhhh how bad do her farts get if she thought they were hers.
mbock 15
1) I bet she was to lazy to pick it up, she just made up some b.s. 2) if she has gas that bad for that many days, go take care of that nasty butt!!!
jake131000 21
Ewww