Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Where did you come from?
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....
Bluefrog9636 7
I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.
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katie887 2
Could be Lyme disease. U must go to a doc especially if u live in the mid west areas, or went hiking.
grannygruber 6
Living in a tick infested state I have to wonder, just how the he'll long it's been since you've looked at ur nips? To be half buried takes time, shoulda felt it before it got that deep! But yeah, that sucks, hope when you pulled it out you got the head so it doesn't get infected! FYL
demonkey_fml 4
Ick. Sorry. Go to the doctor asap and see if you need to get treated for LYME's Disease. (Antibiotics are pretty cheap for it.) The red target rash only shows up in 40% of people who have been bitten. I've had Lyme's 2x). If you have insurance, go to a specialist and get tested for tick-borne diseases such as rocky mountain spotted fever, babesiosis, etc. (This would be an 'Infectious Disease Specialist") They take blood from you, sometimes urine too, in certain cases. Don't drink for one/two days before the blood test. (Your liver function numbers will be off, I have done this and then got to go for a liver ultrasound when my doctor thought there was something seriously wrong with me - no, I just like beer... too much...) I do not go to a dr. every time a tick is found on me, but if the ticks burrow into you and stay under your skin for 24-48 hours, I would definitely have some tests done if you can afford it. The CDC has information on "tick borne diseases." I don't think we're allowed to post links but you can google it. Good Luck!
lilmslady 11
Ticks or gtfo!
cantWin19 8
That grossed me out for some reason, you should get checked .
Leslier_fml 4
Now im traumatized! I cant even hug my dogs no more.
dougierocks 13
Well, if you do hug your dogs, wear a shirt!
With_Love929 3
Don't go in the forest they said. Don't go under trees they said. Well! You sure showed them!
jopear013 0
Show us your *******.
Johnnyt93 0
Eeeeewwwwwwww
michelele 0
ewwwwww!!!