Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
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igg125 30
I hope your insurance covers him, and maybe you should break up with him
misschrissyv92 8
I guess he couldn't 'have it his way'.
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Comments (62)
igg125 30
I hope your insurance covers him, and maybe you should break up with him
Rinat_fml 26
I second this. He seems like an immature little shit.
Tthug 34
This is why I keep my keys on me and don't let idiots drive. He sounds like he's emotionally equivalent to a 13 year old girl. Let me guess OP, he has no job and you support him? Kick his ass to the curb. And then send him a bill.
10showgirl 16
I disagree. He sounds emotionally equivalent to a young man.
vampire623 6
I can't help but think if the roles where reversed and op was a guy and it was his gf your comment would be getting down voted
ItsDutch 16
@57 would it really matter if the genders were swapped? They'd still be an immature twat. Stop trying to pull the gender card..
Schala360 27
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Cads1 24
He is a dick, move on!
Sillychees 22
some people
ribx 16
Dump him.
misschrissyv92 8
I guess he couldn't 'have it his way'.
False_Stupidity 42
He just wasn't lovin' it!
Ed1998 16
I think you should break up with your cheap boyfriend
Mynamewontfi 40
What an overreaction over something this silly.
SS 31
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
teentee401 37
I agree with you, except this wasn't just a stupid thing OP's BF did. He was angry about something trivial which lead him to do something stupid. I'm not saying break up, but if that's how he responds to disappointment (over something as dumb as fast food no less) she might need to have a serious talk with him.
SubparAtBest 23
Or maybe he can handle really difficult life situations and he just struggles with simple things. Like food ,apparently you'd better not get between him and it.
10showgirl 16
They're not married. It's not like people are saying "divorce". They should definitely break up.... He took her car, expected free food though it could cost her her job, then wrecked her car because he was angry. All good reasons to break up.
limabeans101029 21
19- This guy got angry with his boy/girlfriend because they didn't break the rules of their job by giving him free food; then, in this trivial fit of rage, proceeded to crash into another person with a car that wasn't his. Breaking up with him immediately sounds like a healthy option to me.
SPN_lover666 27
#19, I have done stupid things but not as stupid and reckless as what OP's boyfriend did. If he got that mad because OP didn't give him free food, there is no telling how violent he could get if she makes him mad again. So yes, OP needs to break up with him for her own safety.
iwadasn 33
What's unhealthy is for her to keep dating someone who has no respect for her, her job, or her possessions. It's not like he just forgot her birthday or some little thing like that. Something like this definitely warrants a break-up.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Hopefully you have car insurance, and that it covers other people driving your car! Your boyfriend sounds very immature OP, make sure you hold him accountable for his stupidity