Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Where did you come from?
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
theapplesleader
Washington, United States
Yucky!
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
Anonymous
Sparta, United States
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....
Bluefrog9636 7
I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.
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Keep_It_Hot99 8
Mother of God...
mckibben 7
I found a nipple half-buried in my tick once.
coxatron 2
I found one on my ball sack before but if I had to choose a spot on my body I guess I'd rather have it on my nipple
Attica 20
KEEP THE TICK TO SEND FOR LYME DISEASE/OTHER TICK-BORNE DISEASE TESTING!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough. Almost the same thing happened to me, and I got Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever from it (which is very similar to Lyme Disease). The tick wasn't kept for testing when it was extracted from me, and I later got very ill. It took 2+ years of pain and misery before I was diagnosed, and I almost died before finally receiving the right treatment. If you treat it properly with antibiotics right away, you can get rid of the diseases, but if you leave it too long, you are stuck with them for life. 9 years later I am still ill (although much better than before, thanks to treatment), and I don't want this to happen to anyone else when someone has the chance to avoid it. If you didn't keep the tick to get tested, GET YOURSELF TESTED for tick-borne diseases and if you are positive, make sure you get the antibiotics, because these diseases can ruin your life. I wish you all the best, OP.
kait314 6
Ive had ticks when little...luckily they were caught before they dug themselves in but thanks for posting this..i now know if i or someone else close to me gets one..I'm sorry you went thru this! Sounds horrible...glad your feeling better even if only a little bit...i wish u luck!!!
babyzann 0
That is SOOoOoooo disgusting!
plxl 0
Um . Doctor?:(
Kiyaralovestolol 14
*puking*
joshfuchs87 0
The things that happen in life....
wpolo02 7
Man the **** up puscake.
diamondbaby16 4
Woah . That's funny